by "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
Published 06/09/2017 at 22:49
by "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
Published 06/09/2017 at 22:49
Tags: Police
STARS: 1
1. All cars come standard with marijuana hidden in the interior.
2. Most people have outstanding warrants.
3. If you’re driving at night, you have been drinking alcohol.
4. “A little bit of weed” usually means “at least half a pound”.
5. Guns magically appear in vehicles, and the drivers of said vehicles don’t know how they got there.
6. Backpacks always have illegal items in them.
7. Field sobriety tests are the hardest tests in the world, even when I try to do them sober.
8. People “riding dirty” love to speed.
9. The craziest stories given to police are always true. “Officer, I’m sitting here in this hour-rate motel parking lot waiting to knock on the door of a woman that I met earlier. I don’t know her last name, and she’s not a hooker” is a true story. “I’m driving to my mom’s house” is a damn lie.
10. If you’re honest about the little bit of pot in your car, the cops will probably let you off with a warning.
Live PD is awesome.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/09/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 1
1) Considering the stuff I’ve found in every used car I’ve owned, I suspect this is true. I’ve never found that elusive bag of weed, but it’d probably be stale by the time I did anyhow. At the least, I can all-but guarantee that every used car has some remnant of a former owner in it somewhere. Even the mintiest clean used cars have something hidden somewhere that a previous owner forgot.
2) Considering the US is a police state, this does not surprise me. If you’ve talked to more than 1 officer in any official capacity, chances are that someone wants you for something. Many warrants are for ridiculous stuff like unpaid parking tickets, too.
3) Doesn’t surprise me. I am probably the only sober one.
8) These people are also idiots. You don’t stand out when you have shit you don’t want cops, border guards, or similar to find.
9) I want to watch this show just to experience this. The thing that makes no sense is when I’m painfully honest with border guards, they always harass me. Lying to them seems to work better. I don’t get it.
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
06/10/2017 at 00:15, STARS: 0
Number 10 is going to be highly dependent on what color your skin is.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/10/2017 at 03:31, STARS: 0
11) The cops always stop somebody for some lame-ass reason (license plate light out, “illegal turn”) but then never cite the driver for it because they were using it as an excuse to profile the driver.
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
06/10/2017 at 07:34, STARS: 0
Not according to Live PD. Under an ounce?The cops laugh and MIGHT write you a ticket.