I made a friend!

Kinja'd!!! by "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
Published 06/09/2017 at 19:30

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Kinja'd!!!

It’s not rabid, just tame. It wanted noms.


Replies (13)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/09/2017 at 19:33, STARS: 1

Cat with opposable thumbs.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
06/09/2017 at 19:37, STARS: 2

Careful... They have malevolent intent like cats, but are 10x smarter, sneakier and as HondaBro said, “They have opposable thumbs.”

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
06/09/2017 at 19:37, STARS: 2

Now that’s terrifying

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/09/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 2

Feed it and it will never go away.

Kinja'd!!! "SteveLehto" (stevelehto)
06/09/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 2

I love raccoons and have raised several who were orphaned. Depends on what part of the country you are in but right about now the yougsters are getting out of their nests (with their mothers) here in MICH. Rabies is not that common in them but you generally do not see them during the day. Early morning and evening you might spot them but they really are nocturnal.

And yes, think of an animal with the best attributes of a cat and a dog, but with opposable thumbs.

If you want to give them healthy food, cat food or dog food is good. But they LOVE fruit (cherries, grapes and so on). Some people give them marsh mallows but I suspect the high sugar content is not good for them.

Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
06/09/2017 at 19:48, STARS: 2

Turn it into noms! Trash panda stew ftw!!

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
06/09/2017 at 19:54, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

Give him popcorn. Raccoons love popcorn!

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/09/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 2

Don’t feed it! These things are pure evil. Death is too good for them.

They’re probably an invasive species, too, unless you live in like Florida or somewhere nearby in the Deep South.

Kinja'd!!! "jminer" (jminer)
06/09/2017 at 20:43, STARS: 0

He is not your friend, he is a wild animal that will quickly turn on you and your pets.

Source - my neighbor feeds (fed) racoons and they have killed a cat of mine. This was not a small kitten mind you, but a 22 pound tomcat who killed full grown rabbits and squirrels. He did end up killing the coon that got him, it was an infection from the filthy animal that ended the poor guy.

-Sorry, I don’t like raccoons (for good reason) and trap them when they show up. Matter of fact I found out my neighbor was feeding them again this spring...

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
06/09/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 2

Raccoons would come on our deck when I was growing up, I like them. It would be cool to take care of some. I saw a thing on TV with a guy that had some and they had ripped into the walls and made dens, they are smart and not afraid to mess shit up!

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Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
06/09/2017 at 20:49, STARS: 0

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They wash everything, it’s fun to watch

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
06/09/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "Long Live the Longdoor" (victoryred08)
06/09/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 0

Oh look, a trash Panda!