surely NOW it is over! (I melted the wheels)

Kinja'd!!! by "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
Published 06/09/2017 at 09:18

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STARS: 4


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Replies (9)

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
06/09/2017 at 09:31, STARS: 0

boom.

nice one

Kinja'd!!! "Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition" (realasabass)
06/09/2017 at 09:49, STARS: 0

I do want your wheels, but I couldn’t even send you fake PayPal money.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/09/2017 at 09:50, STARS: 3

I greatly enjoyed your SMS conversation about wheels for a car. I would like to send to you one star through Kinja, an website application platform for internet commenting. At your convenience can you send me your banking details for me to arrange deposit of the star?

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/09/2017 at 09:50, STARS: 0

well its too late, I’ve melted them, despite the other offers of cheese

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/09/2017 at 09:57, STARS: 3

yes. please email your one star to my paypal at IDontNeedYoDamnedStars@HonebunchesofgoatsSucks.com

Kinja'd!!! "Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
06/09/2017 at 10:13, STARS: 0

Haha these Craigslist scammers are the best. I really wonder how many people they get to fall for it. I mean they have to be somewhat successful since it doesnt seem to stop ever.

I once had an interaction with someone who came up with an elaborate story about being an oceanographer out to sea in the South Atlantic. And how he would arrange pickup with his courier and give me an extra $100 for my trouble via Paypal.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/09/2017 at 10:20, STARS: 0

I assume that they are ok with really low returns. I’m guessing at least the start if automated, and most of the responses are prewritten, so it’s ok if they only get replied from 1% and success from 0.1%

but at some point here I feel pretty confident a real human got in on the game. So here’s hoping I diminished their returns by 0.000001% at least.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/09/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 1

I don’t believe that’s a real email account, because I already own that domain and I don’t recall issuing that username to you, sir.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/09/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 0

I hax0r your domain to get it!

l33t hax0rist