by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 06/08/2017 at 22:31
Tags: Nice try Casanova
STARS: 6
Oh yeah? Well I’ve never masturbated in front of a bartender.
"Berang" (berang)
06/08/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 0
just behind them
"Tripper" (tripe46)
06/08/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 0
Lol when I’m at the bar and I hear things like that I’m like “why do I come here?”
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 0
It is rude to ever get behind a bar counter
"Berang" (berang)
06/08/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 1
or under it
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/08/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 3
Pfft, if that was an attractive quality, I’d never get dates.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 1
The bartender has been one of my best friends for over a decade. Watching her get treated like a slab of meat irks me. I should have stayed home!!!
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
06/08/2017 at 22:41, STARS: 2
“Of course, other people spill beer on me all the time. Intentionally. But I never do it’
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 22:45, STARS: 0
Lol
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
06/08/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 2
Well, THAT escalated quickly...
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 0
See my reply to tripperr
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
06/08/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 0
Making me click on the all replies button.... -_____-
Heh.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 1
Too many buttons for access to non-alternative FACTS
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
06/08/2017 at 23:19, STARS: 0
FAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEE NEWS!
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
06/08/2017 at 23:42, STARS: 1
I AIN’T NEVER BEEN TO JAIL!
"BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
06/09/2017 at 03:42, STARS: 0
Is that some sort of accolade now? I mean, I get it. Find self-esteem however you will, but if that’s something to loudly proclaim then it’s probably indicative of not having achieved very much so far.
"Tripper" (tripe46)
06/09/2017 at 07:54, STARS: 0
I can’t keep my mouth shut during those situations.
"RPM esq." (rpm3)
06/09/2017 at 18:10, STARS: 1
I have to think that every single normal human who would react to that by saying “really? I certainly have!” to defuse the situation would instantly be 100% more attractive than this pud.
Also, is this supposed to be impressive? His record is admittedly a lot better than mine in this very specific regard, but I never thought my spill history was holding me back.