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Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 06/08/2017 at 20:30

Tags: Volt coupe!
STARS: 3


Kinja'd!!!

Within ten years, these will be rarer than common courtesy on the road (TOO LATE!!!)


Replies (32)

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
06/08/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 0

I’ve only seen one, and that was a test car with manufacturer plates a while back.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/08/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 0

Surprisingly, I saw one today, too.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/08/2017 at 20:37, STARS: 0

I saw one in the wild, like two years ago. Damn sexy car, but the sticker price was way too high, and coupes in general are already a huge niche.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 2

It’s better looking than the old CTS coupe, IMO.

Kinja'd!!! "Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
06/08/2017 at 20:43, STARS: 0

I rode in one today. It smells good on the inside.

Next time you should try and get a good sniff.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/08/2017 at 20:44, STARS: 1

I liked the CTS coupe, but the ELR is definitely better looking.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 20:45, STARS: 0

I’m all about that CTS-V wagon. I don’t mind the new ATS-V coupe.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/08/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 0

The wagon is also my favorite. Honestly, I think all the CTSs pretty look good, even the first gen.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 20:48, STARS: 0

If I could take the grille of the CTS-V and slap it on the 3.6 wagon, I would totally rock that bidniz.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/08/2017 at 21:08, STARS: 0

As would I.

I damn near had the wife convinced to buy one a few years ago, but the rear seat isn’t big enough for a person with legs to sit in front of a rear facing car seat. Same reading we had to get rid of her beloved Mazda 3.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 1

Yeah it’s really disappointing when the few modern-ish wagons left (A4, 3-series, Sportcross, CTS) have crap for rear legroom.

But for me: fuck the people in backseat. My dad made my cram in the back of his Audi 4000 coupe everyday. And I turned out okay!

*twitches*

Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
06/08/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 2

I won’t lie; I’m hoping the value continues to drop until it’s time to replace my Volt. I love the Volt, but 90% of the time it’s just me in it. The nicer interior would be a good upgrade.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/08/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 1

Yeah, except wait until you see the size of the damn rear-facing car seat you’re going to have to use for the first two years. It’s unbelievable how someone so Tony can take up so much space. Our parents didn’t have to deal with that crap. I was 16 before either of my parents owned a vehicle with four doors.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 22:05, STARS: 1

It’s just a different era. I never sat in no BOOSTER SEAT and I am near certain as an infant I was never in a child’s seat of any kind.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/08/2017 at 22:07, STARS: 0

I vaguely remember a booster seat in my grandma’s car, and I definitely had an infant seat, but other than that I was just in a seatbelt.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 22:19, STARS: 0

We laid down in the back of our k-car Caravan. Probably one of my earliest memories.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/08/2017 at 22:22, STARS: 0

I saw one of these on the 405 in Bellevue recently.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 22:24, STARS: 1

YOU EASTSIDERS AND YOUR VISION

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/08/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 1

We did occasionally get to ride in the bed of dad’s truck to the park.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 22:56, STARS: 0

Holy shit don’t even start with that. My best friend bought a ranger in high school and we all rode in the bed like it was a luxurious limo.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/08/2017 at 22:58, STARS: 0

My best friend also had a Ranger in high school, but I didn’t trust his dumb ass and always rode in the cab.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0

It’s better to be lucky than good

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/08/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0

True, but I wasn’t feeling lucky.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/08/2017 at 23:03, STARS: 0

It was worse when I lived on the west side of the sound. Car spotting on BI is probably even easier because everyone wants to be unique and they’re pretty Jalop. Too many brand new German cars (and supercars) on the roads in this area.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/08/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 0

My child seats in the 1980s were so laughable compared to today. It’s a wonder we are alive. My parents had coupes until I was in the third grade and my mom was pregnant with my third sibling. All five of us, including 1-2 child seats, fit with plenty of space left over.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 23:15, STARS: 0

I recently approached my father (I’m 30 BTW) about our 2-door upbringing.

He replied — without any hesitation, “You were all young and flexible, your father was a big man than needed big doors to get on the driver’s seat.”

It only made me respect him more.

Kinja'd!!! "66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash" (66671)
06/08/2017 at 23:17, STARS: 1

What is it? I have to give Cadillac credit where it’s due, they’ve had some great modern designs.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 0

It’s an ELR

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/08/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 1

I had no issue with it. It seemed completely practical in retrospect. I wish I could do the same, but cars these days are ridiculously small inside for their external dimensions, plus it seems like car seats are designed to protect children from any harm while in a rusty sardine can when it is run over by a semi, not the crazy safe modern cars we all drive.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/08/2017 at 23:33, STARS: 0

My dad also owned a 67 Scout II. It was a freaking MANSION inside. Little did I know it has no safety gear, padding, sidewalls, platic, etc.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/08/2017 at 23:41, STARS: 1

Did he have anything with NO SEATBELTS?! Yeah, that’s the car my parents brought me home in. My dad drove that car until we got a 1970 VW T2 Transporter in 1988, so my child seats were designed to just hook over the seat backs... The later siblings had ones that *gasp* required a seat belt, so they switched to the other car for child transport duty.

Kinja'd!!! "carcrazydan738" (carcrazydan738)
06/09/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 0

It’s shaped like a computer mouse on wheels. I’d rather have a ATS V coupe though too!