Thirsty Thursday

Kinja'd!!! by "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
Published 06/08/2017 at 20:07

Tags: Beerlopnik
STARS: 3


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Replies (23)

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
06/08/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 0

Kinja'd!!!

I can’t tell if I should make a Scary Movie reference, or a Don’t Be a Menace reference.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/08/2017 at 20:11, STARS: 1

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oblig

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
06/08/2017 at 20:13, STARS: 0

I’ve never had malt liquor before. What’s it like?

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/08/2017 at 20:13, STARS: 2

I just like malt liquor every now and then. Also:

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Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/08/2017 at 20:14, STARS: 0

Nectar of the gods

Kinja'd!!! "PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
06/08/2017 at 20:17, STARS: 1

Eh. St. Ides or nothing.

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Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/08/2017 at 20:20, STARS: 1

Cold piss mixed with some poop. The malt is not a good addition.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
06/08/2017 at 20:20, STARS: 0

Nectar of the gods

No, I know what whisky tastes like...

Kinja'd!!! "JeepJeremy" (jeepjeremy)
06/08/2017 at 20:21, STARS: 0

I love malt liquor!!

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/08/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 1

Trust me, I love whiskey way more than malt liquor. But, fuck I was thirsty after mowing the yard and they had this at the local quicky mart

Kinja'd!!! "just-a-scratch" (just-a-scratch)
06/08/2017 at 20:26, STARS: 0

My friends and I did a malt liquor tasting a while back. OE won iIrc.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
06/08/2017 at 20:27, STARS: 1

That’s acceptable. Besides, whisky is a terrible thing to drink after mowing a lawn. At least it is to me, because I only really like it neat. I can’t stand it on the rocks, and you really need something cold to drink after yard work.

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
06/08/2017 at 20:31, STARS: 1

Yeah I can’t even guess what that tastes like.

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Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/08/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "awmaster10" (awmaster10)
06/08/2017 at 20:51, STARS: 0

Hmm...cold and fresh when you’re really thirsty or want to get really drunk? They taste amazing. Even moderately flat or warm? Piss

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
06/08/2017 at 20:51, STARS: 1

Hey now, I like malt.

Kinja'd!!! "awmaster10" (awmaster10)
06/08/2017 at 20:52, STARS: 0

OE all day every day. Colts are meh and Steel reserve...dont even get me started

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
06/08/2017 at 20:54, STARS: 1

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But shit, it was 99 cents!

Kinja'd!!! "awmaster10" (awmaster10)
06/08/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 1

When im feeling cheap I usually force myself to buck up and plan ahead and get a 30 rack of Busch heavy. Barely more expensive and way better tasting.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/08/2017 at 21:05, STARS: 0

I got really shitry on ol’english once and ever since then even the thought of malt liquor makes me gag.

Kinja'd!!! "whoarder is tellurium" (whoarder)
06/08/2017 at 21:32, STARS: 1

Edward fortyhands FTW

Kinja'd!!! "just-a-scratch" (just-a-scratch)
06/08/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 1

...all day? I salute you and your strong and expansive stomach. You are a true champion.

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/08/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 1

I had to do the 40 in 15 minutes when I was in college. My reward was another 40 in 15 minutes. I don’t remember anything after that