Places Alonso Would Rather Be

by "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
Published 06/08/2017 at 18:16

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Pretty much any-fucking-where else now.

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"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/08/2017 at 18:23, STARS: 2

Helio might retire soon #justsaying

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
06/08/2017 at 18:27, STARS: 0

Fernando in a Cheby

"RacinBob" (racinbob)
06/08/2017 at 18:28, STARS: 1

You say Alonso is doing Dancing With the Stars?

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/08/2017 at 18:28, STARS: 1

Fernano in a Chey 

"Phyrxes once again has a wagon!" (phyrxes)
06/08/2017 at 19:14, STARS: 0

I expect to see him driving at LeMans next year, more than that who knows.

"Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast" (danimalk)
06/08/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 0

Driving what though?

"Phyrxes once again has a wagon!" (phyrxes)
06/08/2017 at 20:25, STARS: 0

I dunno, maybe Porsche or Audi does a 1 off formula 1 champions only car in LMP 1: Alonso, Button, and Kimi or Vettel. I’m leaving #blessed off this list as I can’t imagine him doing it.

"f86sabre" (f86sabre)
06/08/2017 at 20:52, STARS: 0

He’s dreaming about Indy, and laughing with his friends in Miami, and maybe getting a dog. Yeah, a dog would be nice.

"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
06/08/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 1

only if he gets caught for tax evasion

"Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast" (danimalk)
06/08/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 0

That would be incredible. (Audi is not racing anymore this year tho)

Mclaren =/= Porsche

Honda =/= Toyota

I don’t think there is a car he could drive without contract concessions. I’ve always wanted Mclaren to take a hiatus from f1 and get back into top level endurance racing anyway.

Do it for Alonso!

"RacinBob" (racinbob)
06/08/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 0

Priceless

"Phyrxes once again has a wagon!" (phyrxes)
06/08/2017 at 23:15, STARS: 0

I can only imagine that contract negotiation, I’ll return next year but I want an ride for LeMans and I don’t mean one of the “factory” McLarens.

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/08/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 0

You’re excused for joining Dancing with the Stars if you win.

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/08/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 1

Until he gets the dog a comfort animal vest and makes the planes dirty...