Searching for addresses is the worst

Kinja'd!!! by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 06/08/2017 at 15:29

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There needs to be a law saying that house numbers should be twelve inches tall and always be located in the same place in relation to the front door.


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Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
06/08/2017 at 15:35, STARS: 0

You should see this area....

No curb markings and most of the houses aren’t visibly numbered. You can imagine how bad that is for Emergency Services.

Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
06/08/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 0

Where I grew up, the town required you have them painted on the curb; white background and black numbers.

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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/08/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 0

Most gps services have bad mapping here. They could send you three lots down from the actual address, which is totally fun when you’re down a winding dirt path and the only address markings to be found are little numbers nailed seven feet up a tree on the side of a road.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/08/2017 at 15:41, STARS: 0

They should take up the whole side of the house and be illuminated like the empire state building.

Kinja'd!!! "Little Black Coupe Turned Silver" (littleblackcoupe)
06/08/2017 at 15:45, STARS: 1

My house is even more fun. I’m on a corner lot, so my front door faces the E-W street (which is my address street) but my driveway and the door everyone uses is on the other side of the house so the N-S street. Lots of people end up circling the block.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
06/08/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 0

Same here, most addresses are offset. You kinda have to know them from charts/whatnot to actually know where you’re going.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
06/08/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 0

Fully agree. In fact, I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that this ought to be a legal requirement. Whether you have GPS or not, one should always be able to fall back on clearly visible numbers.

Kinja'd!!! "TahoeSTi" (tahoesti)
06/08/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0

I don’t think we need any new regulations like this. Maybe people don’t need to find the address.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/08/2017 at 16:43, STARS: 0

You refer to the government as “The Man”, don’t you?

Kinja'd!!! "TahoeSTi" (tahoesti)
06/08/2017 at 16:45, STARS: 1

NO that would make it sound as useful as a person. It much much less usefully than any person i know.

Kinja'd!!! "suba-wagen" (suba-wagen)
06/08/2017 at 16:47, STARS: 2

As a person who delivers pizza I’m in favor of this. I actually prefer going to the rural areas cause they have big blue number signs by the road for ems people. In town on the other hand it’s a mess.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/08/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 1

Clearly you don’t know me.

Kinja'd!!! "TahoeSTi" (tahoesti)
06/08/2017 at 16:54, STARS: 0

You seem to use better punctuation then the leader of our government.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
06/08/2017 at 17:07, STARS: 0

We should just stop using the old irrelevant street numbers. Just say what street it’s on (if absolutely necessary) and give lat/long. Works one hell of a lot better.

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
06/08/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 0

I love the ones that are clearly visible before dark, but entirely obscured by back lighting once the sun sets.

Kinja'd!!! "Khalbali" (khalbali2)
06/08/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 0

Delivery driver? I deliver pizzas for a 2nd job and this drives me nuts. Or poor light such as the number a foot below a light so you can’t see it anyways.

Kinja'd!!! "BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228)
06/09/2017 at 03:48, STARS: 1

At least yours have numbers. Maybe 50% of the homes outside of big cities and towns here have names. You get the street...and then have to drive up the whole thing looking for the name.