Overheard at Ollivander's Wand Shop

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Published 06/08/2017 at 10:54

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“Be careful of the tip. That’s where the magic happens.”


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Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
06/08/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 15

Coitus...INTERRUPTUS! —Hairy Pooter

Yes, I am 12 years old, thanks for asking.

Kinja'd!!! "My bird IS the word" (mybirdistheword)
06/08/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 3

I wonder how many eye injuries universal has because of this place.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/08/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 5

My wife caught me posting this and gave me some serious shade. “Yes, I’m 13 years old,” I said.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/08/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 2

We knew that, but thanks for sharing.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/08/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 4

That’s over in the Christmas Story section of the park.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/08/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 1

Funny, I overheard the same thing at Exxxotica Theatre and Gifts on South Stemmons Frwy. the other day.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
06/08/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 2

Well now she’s seen my reply and I’ll be labeled as a bad influence on you. Dammit.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/08/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 1

Also, pics and reviews of this trip, please, so I can live summer vacation vicariously through your kids, but also so I can decided whether to take mine.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/08/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 2

It’s a cool place. I went to the Orlando park. If you go, definitely ride the roller coaster in the Harry Potter park. It’s pretty good.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/08/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 0

Thanks. My daughter will definitely want to do that. She’s all about roller coasters.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/08/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 4

many are the internet threads related to replacing the word “wand” with “wang” in the harry potter books. The results can be quite humerous.

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the patronus charm being a very special passage.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRevanchist" (therevanchist)
06/08/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 2

Gotta put on my butterbeer googles for this one.

Kinja'd!!! "Aremmes" (aremmes)
06/08/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 1

If you replace every instance of the word “wand” with “wang”, it still makes perfect sense.

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
06/08/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 1

I went on the inside tour and was very concerned.

Kinja'd!!! "tromoly" (tromoly)
06/08/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 4

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Kinja'd!!! "tromoly" (tromoly)
06/08/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 1

Bash.org will never, ever get old.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
06/08/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 0

MAXIMUS ERUCTO!!!

Your spell has been counteracted...

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Kinja'd!!! "Leon711" (leon711)
06/08/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 2

Just the tip?

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/08/2017 at 13:09, STARS: 1

fact. I’ve searched a few favourites for renewed giggles

Kinja'd!!! "tromoly" (tromoly)
06/08/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 1

I’m not ashamed to admit since discovering the site ~13 years ago I’ve read every single quote on there, there’s many gems to be found.

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
06/08/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 1

I.... may have done similar.

a great way to spend the time sitting on conference calls. (ensure your mute is on)

Kinja'd!!! "tromoly" (tromoly)
06/08/2017 at 15:25, STARS: 0

Boring college lectures were my Bash reading hours.

The Internet was so different a decade ago. You couldn’t just go to Reddit or Facebook for everything, Digg was king and sites like FailBlog were read by everyone.

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/08/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "torque" (torque01)
06/24/2017 at 14:40, STARS: 0

Drink more Oveltine!?!