by "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
Published 06/07/2017 at 20:33
by "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
Published 06/07/2017 at 20:33
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STARS: 3
I am unable to articulate the things that make me angry about this.
Giant, lifted bro-truck with a pristine hitch. It isn’t enough that you have to compensate for your small penis with this beast, but you have to slap us all in the face with it by double parking in a front row space?
Go fucking die.
This frame makes me feel better...warm and happy. Was I mad about something?
Oh well, couldn’t have been that important.
"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
06/07/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 2
Just leave a note making fun of his saggy bump guards.
And tiny dick.
"Clown Shoe Pilot" (csp)
06/07/2017 at 20:48, STARS: 1
Pull the hitch pin, pull the hitch, and pitch it through the back window. Maybe put a “nice double parking” note under one of the wipers.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/07/2017 at 20:50, STARS: 9
Counterpoint: If he had parked within the lines next to you, he might have dinged your beautiful sun chaser with his crappy door.
#silverlinings
"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
06/07/2017 at 20:58, STARS: 2
This is what I love about the Lexus. The paint on that thing is already all to shit. I would’ve backed in on his right.
I wouldn’t recommend trying that in your car.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
06/07/2017 at 21:13, STARS: 0
I thought you were going to say you came out to your Sunchaser only to find yellow paint along the bro trucks door edge...
"Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
06/07/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 2
Breathe in...
Hold...
Hold...
Keep holding...
Breathe out... 2.. 3... 4.....
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/07/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 1
I’d deflate at least two tires. I have driven a stock version of that truck extensively and the have a shit turning radius.
"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
06/07/2017 at 22:18, STARS: 0
I thought that this post was going to be about
assholes that leave their trailer hitches in place even when not needed and carelessly back into their neighbor’s vehicles. The jackass that did this to me should be lucky I haven’t identified him...
"TrustMeImAnEngineer, but I'd rather be an InternationalArtThief" (trusttheengineer)
06/07/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 1
If there is no winch on the front, the lift and tires on that truck are stupid and useless and it’s a pavement princess driven by a guy who wears his Oakley gascans at night. Lifted trucks are awesome when they:
Have a winch and sliders and therefore do real offroading;
Have a flatbed;
Or are yellow and say Tonka.
Otherwise I assume it’s driven by an over-compensating douche who says he likes country but doesn’t know who Chris Ledoux is.
/rant
"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
06/07/2017 at 22:45, STARS: 1
It’s a ticketable offence to leave a hitch in the receiver up here.
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
06/08/2017 at 00:31, STARS: 1
If anything he ought to be up on the curb to the right... Nice truck but those bro wheels bug me...
"PWRandSPD" (Pwrandspd)
06/08/2017 at 07:03, STARS: 1
I have a dually and I can keep it between the lines, unless the spaces are real small, this guy is clearly not trying. Also, I never leave a hitch in the back, I value my legs/shins as I don’t want to bust them when I inevitably walk into it over and over.
"awmaster10" (awmaster10)
06/08/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 0
Many many many many people take their vehicles offroad and dont have a winch. The truck pictured is clearly not offroaded but if no winch = not offroaded to you thats really strange.
"TrustMeImAnEngineer, but I'd rather be an InternationalArtThief" (trusttheengineer)
06/08/2017 at 21:29, STARS: 0
It doesn’t necessarily mean not offroaded at all, but it does tell me that you’re not prepared to find your vehicle’s, or your, limits off road. Sometimes maybe that’s just because winches are expensive, but its becoming more and more common for people to get big tires, LED lightbars galore, and angry eyes on their Jeeps because they’re going for a “tough” look without being able to perform on trails to back that up. That money would be much better spent on a winch, other recovery gear, underbody armor, or spare parts. If you’re going to be serious about offroading, getting stuck is a real concern that should be dealt with, otherwise, how do you find the critical path of what to upgrade on the vehicle?