by "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
Published 06/07/2017 at 20:32
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I was parked where I always park at my girlfriend’s house. No trees in sight. This has never happened before. It looks like an ostrich had diarrhea during a seizure on my roof.
Seriously, there are white specks on every single panel. Little tiny spatters. Like... Do birds ever intentionally attack things with poop? It seems deliberate. Like maybe I accidentally hit one and the others followed me and then attacked the giant metal animal that killed their friend.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/07/2017 at 20:55, STARS: 2
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It was a planned hit.
"PWRandSPD" (Pwrandspd)
06/08/2017 at 07:06, STARS: 1
You had just washed it recently, they wait for that.
"Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
06/08/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 0
Actually, it’s been a few months. It has rained about every other day when I’m not already out working, so I never got a chance. Now we have at least a week of dryness. That’s probably what they were waiting for.