Old Dutch Butter Spindles are a vaguely automotive-related snack, and I can't stop eating them

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Published 06/07/2017 at 15:12

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While trying to pick a crunchy-yet-healthy snack to bring to work along with my lunches, I meant to get some honey wheat pretzel twists, but instead bought artificially butter-flavored (“Burstin’ with Buttery Flavor!”) Old Dutch Butter Spindles . They’re movie popcorn flavored pretzel twists.

My lips are already starting to dry out from the salt like when you eat too much movie popcorn. It’s all of the artificial butter flavor goodness without the bullshit aggravation of getting kernels stuck between your teeth. I need to hide these in a desk drawer before I eat the whole bag.

Mmmm....spindles.

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Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
06/07/2017 at 15:22, STARS: 0

Yay for Diacetyl! Yay for Popcorn loung!! grind it all up and breath it in!

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/07/2017 at 15:39, STARS: 0

I’m currently hooked on these:

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Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
06/07/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 0

Imported from Detroit:

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Kinja'd!!! "Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
06/07/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 0

There’s was a free lunch BBQ at my work today. I had a double cheeseburger and two huge cookies. I think I broke my stomach.

Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
06/07/2017 at 17:03, STARS: 0

They appear to be more of the twisted driveshaft variety.