by "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
Published 06/06/2017 at 06:36
by "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
Published 06/06/2017 at 06:36
Tags: Adults
; facebook
STARS: 1
In the case of my wife and I, it’s a 42-year-old man with the online presence of a 14-year-old kid on Tumblr:
I saw him post this on Facebook. Fuck sake, man. You’re a grownup.
"R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
06/06/2017 at 06:44, STARS: 2
Just glad it wasn’t some shitpost supporting Don Il Trump.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
06/06/2017 at 07:15, STARS: 1
Are you sure he is not 45?
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/06/2017 at 07:47, STARS: 0
two of the most vulgar people are a couple of 50 year olds. “fuck work, i hate this fucking job” memes, and the other about hot peices of ass. I always assumed that animinity corresponds to online rage/trolling. Nope people will post stupid stuff all the time. I confronted them and the responce I got was “oh its ok its all in private mode”. In retrospect it is why I think a lot of politicians forget that potentially millions are watching.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/06/2017 at 08:04, STARS: 1
What a weirdo!
Garfield all day every day.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/06/2017 at 08:41, STARS: 0
I mean, I think “sapiosexual” is a dumb idea, but if you give me the choice between sex with a cat or sex with a brain in a robot’s belly, I feel like I’m going to go with the one that won’t result in criminal charges.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/06/2017 at 08:45, STARS: 0
I excuse my profanity by explaining that I have divided most of my life between New York and Philadelphia, so when I say “fuck” it carries less of a charge than when someone else says “fuck.”
Like, when someone from the Midwest says “fuck” it’s like Twofer from 30 Rock when he uses the n-word. “It just sounds so hateful when you use it.”
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/06/2017 at 08:50, STARS: 0
Whoa ... we’re talking about dating here. No one said anything about sex.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/06/2017 at 08:53, STARS: 2
So I’m supposed to choose between dating a cat or an evil brain that lives in a codpiece and neither one is going to put out?
I’d still go with the brain, because there’s less stigma associated with it
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
06/06/2017 at 10:14, STARS: 0
Exactly! Just because Krang is a brain doesn’t mean he’s smart. He’s a constantly cranky egomaniac. Garfield, on the other hand, is funny, witty and has great taste in food.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
06/06/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 0
Once had a former coworker broadcast every single detail of his affair all over Facebook for months and months. But it wasn’t just his affair he was broadcasting; he was also broadcasting his complete about face in his other lifestyle habits, too. Maybe it was a midlife crisis, I dunno. I just remember scrolling through Facebook with my jaw hanging open for about a year.
Homeslice then seemed VERY surprised when, a few months into these shenanigans, his wife (whom he was Facebook friends with) told him to move out and asked for a divorce.
Then I suppose his affair fizzled out, too, because, for several months afterwards, he was posting about how he was focusing on bettering himself and also how much life sucked. I mean, for real... it was over a year of just... WTF are you posting this for? You have colleagues and family and your daughter on here! People slowly started leaving comments about how maybe he should take some time for himself... away from Facebook.
It was the most bizarre and public slow-motion meltdown I’ve ever seen. At first I thought he was just pranking everyone. But, nope...
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/06/2017 at 10:32, STARS: 1
This is making me want lasagna.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
06/06/2017 at 10:34, STARS: 0
Same. But 9:30 is too early for a pan full of lasagna, isn’t it? Heh.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/06/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 1
Nope.
"Hammerdown" (hammerdown32)
06/06/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 0
I think late 40's in the cut off for reasonable people on Facebook. After that it’s a stream of shared articles from sketchy sources, recipe videos, and CAPS LOCK GETTING STUCK ON
"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
06/06/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 0
I have zero problem with recipe videos. I will be deleting my Facebook and Twitter and setting up social media acceptable to my future profession though