BRB, applying for oil jobs

Kinja'd!!! by "E90M3" (e90m3)
Published 06/05/2017 at 19:52

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Kinja'd!!!

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Then I could get this.


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Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
06/05/2017 at 20:00, STARS: 3

Those wheels are uuuuuugllllyyyyyyy as fuck.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
06/05/2017 at 20:02, STARS: 0

I don’t like them either.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/05/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 1

I’ll have to disagree with you on this one.

The Competition Package 7 spoke wheels are the best F10 M5 wheels, especially on the 30 Jahre Edition shown below.

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Gib pls.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
06/05/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 0

You are going to need the oil to help with the 0mpg highway and city.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/05/2017 at 20:08, STARS: 4

YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

[closes 24 CL tabs]

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/05/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 1

The Competition Package LCI F10 M5 is absolutely gorgeous, especially in 30 Jahre Edition guise.

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Gib pls. I’m too broke to afford one.

Kinja'd!!! "UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy" (smithtaylorm)
06/05/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 0

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A wheel challenger appears (not an M5 but you get the point)

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
06/05/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 0

Only 24? You have no imagination!

{happily shows off 6 pages with many many tabs from multiple sites}

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/05/2017 at 20:11, STARS: 0

Whew. For a sec, I thought you were actually looking to switch jobs.

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
06/05/2017 at 20:11, STARS: 0

If you want to end up with a very pregnant girlfriend driving a track prepared Lotus to the store, I highly recommend getting an M5.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
06/05/2017 at 20:12, STARS: 0

I know I have a problem, I don’t have an M5.

I remember one time in college, I got way too drunk and was walking around saying “my life is terrible because I don’t own an M5.”

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
06/05/2017 at 20:14, STARS: 0

The very first M3 I test drove, an E92 with some mods on it, had wheels very similar to that. That test drive might have made me decide to not wait and try and buy my own M3 a month later, and well that didn’t turn out that well.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
06/05/2017 at 20:16, STARS: 1

I mean, I make like 66% of what I used to but I was miserable back then, so I’m going to try and be happy for a little. Also my new plan is to somehow meet someone who makes more than I do so I can have both a decent life and nice cars.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
06/05/2017 at 20:16, STARS: 0

This happen to you?

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
06/05/2017 at 20:19, STARS: 0

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1795835100

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
06/05/2017 at 20:22, STARS: 0

Ah, I missed that.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
06/05/2017 at 20:25, STARS: 2

Yeah, I wanted to marry some one who could keep me in the manner to which I’d like to become accustomed. Her income didn’t work out as planned. I still got a good deal though. :)

Kinja'd!!! "UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy" (smithtaylorm)
06/05/2017 at 20:29, STARS: 0

I remember reading that back when you first posted that but that was such a whirlwind story. The white one wasn’t an LCI, right? I know the changes are subtle but I like the LCI wayy more

Kinja'd!!! "UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy" (smithtaylorm)
06/05/2017 at 20:29, STARS: 0

I remember reading that back when you first posted that but that was such a whirlwind story. The white one wasn’t an LCI, right? I know the changes are subtle but I like the LCI wayy more

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/05/2017 at 20:30, STARS: 0

Yeah, because your cars are such crap ;)

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
06/05/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 0

I mean, I also want an AMG Benz.

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
06/05/2017 at 20:40, STARS: 1

You might not get the pregnant woman driving an exotic car experience per se, but pick the right M5 and the bills will be approximately the same.

I currently have a passenger restraint/abs/belt tension red alert going every time I fire the fucker up. I had the same alert shortly after buying the car and it was $1200 so let’s hope it’s the same part again and covered by warranty. 

Still, buy the M5.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/05/2017 at 20:40, STARS: 0

Well, life is hard sometimes. I can’t even afford another Roadmaster wagon these days.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
06/05/2017 at 20:40, STARS: 0

It was also an LCI, it’s a 2011. They only sold the pre-LCI E90 M3 for one year here in the US, 2008. The changes they made to the LCI are the reasons I got an LCI. I also lucked out and got a late 2010, aka the revised rod bearings.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
06/05/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 0

Life is hard. Speaking of AMGs, I’m so glad I didn’t buy one right before I got laid off, that would have been rough.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/05/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 1

Yeah, it would have.