by "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
Published 06/05/2017 at 18:02
by "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
Published 06/05/2017 at 18:02
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She kind of looks like this:
I was at the dentist not long ago.
I did a search for Manwich car and I found THIS:
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/05/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 10
FACT: you can’t sit in a dentist’s chair without someone resting their bosom on your head.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
06/05/2017 at 18:08, STARS: 2
Or on your arm.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
06/05/2017 at 18:09, STARS: 25
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/05/2017 at 18:11, STARS: 0
That too.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
06/05/2017 at 18:12, STARS: 2
I had to explain to someone that hitting on a girl while she’s at work is a dick move to a custom once. It was fun.
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
06/05/2017 at 18:15, STARS: 1
That might be true for OTHER people... but bartenders and my dental assistant all secretly LOVE ME!!!
BUT THEY CAN’T HAVE ME!!!!
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/05/2017 at 18:17, STARS: 0
The best argument for replacing bartenders with vending machines.
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
06/05/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 0
Or Fembots...
"Nibby" (nibby68)
06/05/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 1
They love you when you’re under the covers
but when you’re not, they love another
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
06/05/2017 at 18:20, STARS: 0
WHY ARE THEY SMILING????
"Nibby" (nibby68)
06/05/2017 at 18:20, STARS: 1
They know their next patient is you
"Wacko" (wacko--)
06/05/2017 at 18:26, STARS: 5
Cause you can’t see where his other hand is
"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
06/05/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 0
Got really weird really fast.
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
06/05/2017 at 18:37, STARS: 0
(making sure that my shirt is tucked...)
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
06/05/2017 at 18:49, STARS: 3
This is also true for overweight male dentist assistants
"Gamecat235" (Gamecat235)
06/05/2017 at 19:07, STARS: 1
I was hoping it was a picture of Hades...
"Gamecat235" (Gamecat235)
06/05/2017 at 19:08, STARS: 1
Still the best MM album (though, that is not, by a long shot, my favorite song from it).
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
06/05/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 0
How about a bifurcated tongue instead?
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/05/2017 at 19:23, STARS: 3
You ever get head boobed, when they keep hitting your head with their boobs? Kind of annoying I think. I don’t think I have ever had a male dential hygenist, strange...
"Gamecat235" (Gamecat235)
06/05/2017 at 19:24, STARS: 1
That’s a special kind of body modification. Don’t think I could even debate that for a second. Just biting my tongue hurts.
"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
06/05/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 0
Fear boner most likely. Power tools that close to my face make me nervous
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
06/05/2017 at 19:26, STARS: 1
My dental assistant is about 70.
But, my dentist is pretty attractive, so it’s a trade-off I’m willing to make. Although it’s always weird to see them without their masks on. It’s like my mind just says they don’t have a bottom half of their face or something
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
06/05/2017 at 19:30, STARS: 0
I dated a dental assisting student once In high school. I wouldn’t recommend it.
"AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
06/05/2017 at 19:34, STARS: 1
Nightmare scenario:
1) The dental assistant in question is indeed an attractive lady. Oh, and she does fancy you.
2) Unbeknownst to you, your dentist – perhaps many years her senior, and a man utterly devoid of any grace, elegance, intelligence or wit – is her husband. The jealous kind.
3) Have you seen
Marathon Man?
"Nibby" (nibby68)
06/05/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 1
Knew you would get the reference! My favorite one is Antichrist Superstar
"Gamecat235" (Gamecat235)
06/05/2017 at 19:55, STARS: 1
Antichrist is a very close second. But it just doesn’t have anything that can compete with User Friendly, or Drugs, or Dope... Though, it does have Cryptorchid, Angel, Decay, and Antichrist itself... Man those were the days.
"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
06/05/2017 at 19:59, STARS: 1
That manages to be both disgusting and intriguing all at once!
"Nibby" (nibby68)
06/05/2017 at 20:36, STARS: 0
music is not the same anymore
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
06/05/2017 at 21:13, STARS: 4
One time when I was 14, I asked myself after an orthodontist appointment if I was possibly molested via breast smothering. There’s incidental contact, and then there’s whatever the fuck happened to me.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/05/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 2
+10 for indecent boobing
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
06/06/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 2
I’ve been boobed...I didn’t mind... but I also acted like nothing happened.