by "Danger" (dangerray)
Published 06/05/2017 at 10:49
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STARS: 8
My neighbor pulled up to me in our alley on a scooter. He said “I traded in the van, this baby gets 100 miles per gallon”. I said “Oh, ok nice”, then about 5 minutes later I realized the D&D reference went right over my head. I’m going to go over and apologize.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
06/05/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 7
That’s the right thing to do. Actually, write him an IOU for a “chuckle” and hand it to him, saying “this baby is as good as cash.”
"crowmolly" (crowmolly)
06/05/2017 at 10:57, STARS: 3
You only need to have a quick conversation.
Bring him a Big Gulp and then tell him “see ya later”.
"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/05/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 1
I got worms!
"InFierority Complex" (lanciere)
06/05/2017 at 11:26, STARS: 2
Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber you go and do something like this.....
AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!
"450X_FTW" (mistermic)
06/05/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 1
On work trip last year, we were at a local bar in Arizona, coworker sees IPA on the tap handle. Asks the bartender what their IPA is, her response “thats our India Pale Ale”. Without a bit of hesitation, coworker responds “hmm that sounds good, I’ll have that”.
"facw" (facw)
06/05/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 1
Despite your title, I read your post about 5 times looking for a Dungeons & Dragons reference.