I need a urinal in my garage

Kinja'd!!! by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 06/04/2017 at 22:58

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For peeing in.


Replies (35)

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/04/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 2

I’ve wanted one in my garage for years. It would be a great timesaver.

Kinja'd!!! "WRXforScience" (WRXforScience)
06/04/2017 at 23:03, STARS: 0

Rarely will you need more than a 5gal bucket even accounting for back-splash.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/04/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 0

Yeah but I’d like to flush afterwards.

Kinja'd!!! "cbell04" (cbell04)
06/04/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 1

Piss jugs. It’s the way of the road.

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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/04/2017 at 23:05, STARS: 3

Get a drain for the garage. Good for cleaning up the garage and for pissing in.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/04/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 1

I just pee outside the garage in the grass.

Kinja'd!!! "WRXforScience" (WRXforScience)
06/04/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 2

Well, aren’t we fancy. If yard+hose isn’t good enough, then plumbing might be in order.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/04/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 2

Oh, Mr. Fancy here. Why are you even in the garage watching Jeeves replace spark plugs? Don’t you have a man to do that for you?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/04/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 0

MY LITTLE MAN NEEDS PLUMBING.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/04/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 0

Yes that man is me.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
06/04/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 0

Gatorade bottle.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/04/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 0

ohh

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/04/2017 at 23:16, STARS: 2

Some of us live on corner lots. I hate that I’m one of them. Nowhere to pee outside in private. It’s turrible.

Kinja'd!!! "Aremmes" (aremmes)
06/04/2017 at 23:16, STARS: 1

You have a garage? How faauuunsaayyy. If I were to piss where I work on my cars I’d get arrested for indecent exposure.

Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
06/04/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 0

My friend’s dad used to use the sink in the garage. Don’t be my friend’s dad.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/04/2017 at 23:19, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/04/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 1

I wanna be Nauraushaun’s friend’s dad.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
06/04/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 0

You would die in my house. The bathroom is off the kitchen, which is about as far as you can get from everything else

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/04/2017 at 23:27, STARS: 0

That’s why I don’t live in your house.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/04/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 1

um excuse me some of us have adequately-high pressure

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
06/04/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 0

Yup! The wide opening makes it easier to use than other bottles (I think it’s slightly wider than Powerade bottles, too). And of course the cap keeps it from stinking up the place so you can dump it somewhere at your convenience.

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
06/04/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 0

At least it doesn’t have an outhouse anymore!

(It’s actually pretty smart when you think about why they did it. Just not particularly convenient)

Kinja'd!!! "WRXforScience" (WRXforScience)
06/04/2017 at 23:39, STARS: 1

Then you’ll need to take a step back and use a higher trajectory, or aim for the upper half of the bucket on a downward trajectory so the stream is deflected downward (also, I’d imagine that you’d have similar issues with a urinal).

I prefer the handheld approach with a 32oz cup, the only downside is that you have to empty it every use.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/04/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 2

I live in the country so I just pee wherever I darn well feel like.

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
06/05/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 1

I’ve got a preferred bush in the backyard for peeing on while wrenching or doing yard work.

Kinja'd!!! "aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
06/05/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 1

water bottle + 3/8 fuel line

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/05/2017 at 00:12, STARS: 1

us irl

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Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/05/2017 at 00:23, STARS: 1

1/4-inch

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
06/05/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 2

This times a million. I’d also put one in my office if they’d let me. I hate stopping what I’m doing because I have to pee.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/05/2017 at 00:52, STARS: 0

Or not doing a good job because you really have to pee but you don’t feel like walking all the way over to the nearest bathroom.

Kinja'd!!! "Sovande" (sovande)
06/05/2017 at 06:16, STARS: 0

I prefer an empty gallon or 5 quart oil bottle with the large mouth. The residual oil covers the pee and when it’s close to full I throw it away and start peeing in another. The 2.5 gallon jugs that Rotella comes in are nice too.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
06/05/2017 at 07:25, STARS: 0

Paradise.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
06/05/2017 at 08:05, STARS: 0

just use a bucket

;)

Kinja'd!!! "Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
06/05/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 2

Neighbor I had mounted a milk jug to the wall with the bottom cut off and a tube glued to the spout and plumbed the tube through the wall to outside the garage. Basically free urinal.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/05/2017 at 11:01, STARS: 0

Hmmm...