At LEAST Once a Year Tucker Gets Vandalized

Kinja'd!!! by "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
Published 06/04/2017 at 16:20

Tags: Egged
STARS: 1


This year it happened at my apartment complex. Great, fantastic. They had two eggs. The first was a direct hit and put a DEEP chip in the paint. It’s so caked on there I still can’t get it off. Egg number two missed and rolled under the car. Phil is unharmed.

Now I won’t be able to park and trust that my cars won’t be hurt. :( The worst part is that my dash cam only runs when the car is running.

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This weekend is already a load of garbage. I’m sick, I still can barely breathe, couldn’t do my brakes, couldn’t start the off-road project, and now this.

Ugggh, I really cannot freaking catch a break!


Replies (20)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
06/04/2017 at 16:26, STARS: 1

People are assholes. They should have used organic eggs instead.

I kid, I kid.

That sucks. Eggs are bad for the paint. You should wash it off quickly.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
06/04/2017 at 16:27, STARS: 1

Ugg, people are assholes sometimes.

Does the complex have security cameras?

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
06/04/2017 at 16:27, STARS: 5

I’m not sure what kind of satisfaction people get out of throwing eggs at cars.

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
06/04/2017 at 16:32, STARS: 1

One time someone threw an entire cantaloupe at the back window in my dads Silverado, along with eggs at the Safari (lol kid you aren’t hurting that paint) and house. I don’t understand people.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
06/04/2017 at 16:35, STARS: 1

That sucks.

Out of curiosity, is that apartment building actually curved, or is that just distortion from the lens?

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
06/04/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 1

Sorry to hear about that. Get it washed asap or use dish washing soap. Wax the smart. Follow up by smashing your enemies.

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
06/04/2017 at 16:49, STARS: 1

Actually curved! It’s a cluster of about 7 C-Shaped buildings.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
06/04/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 1

Maybe it’s time for a new dashcam.

“ Records While You’re Away

When your car is parked, DashCam’s Gravity Sensor detects sudden movements, such as a car bumping into your car, and automatically turns on to record activity.”

https://www.anker.com/products/R21101F1?utm_campaign=DonanimHaber&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=DonanimHaber

I don’t know how sensitive it is, but if this one does it, surely there are others that do to!

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
06/04/2017 at 17:08, STARS: 1

They have a hilariously useless security officer and internal cameras, nothing outside though.

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
06/04/2017 at 17:09, STARS: 3

Still trying to figure out why some people feel like vandalism is so cool or whatever. I mean, these people would hate it if their car got egged!

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
06/04/2017 at 17:20, STARS: 0

Exactly, haha. If you find out who did it, I’ll find a dinosaur egg to drop on their car.

Kinja'd!!! "V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!" (v8demon)
06/04/2017 at 17:28, STARS: 1

Small amount of acetone on a rag, wipe on wipe off. Use spray detailer to remove residue. Done.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
06/04/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 2

You’d think that outside the building would be an excellent place for cameras...

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
06/04/2017 at 18:20, STARS: 1

Fuck people.

Kinja'd!!! "Clemsie McKenzie" (thestirringcolumn)
06/04/2017 at 18:43, STARS: 1

Ugh, people are shit. Sorry you have to deal with that.

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/04/2017 at 20:43, STARS: 1

that sucks. was anyone else hit?

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
06/05/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 0

Might be worth a shot! Might also be time to get covered parking or a good car cover. *sigh*

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
06/05/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 0

Nope! Just me! Weird they hit the older smart though, guess they gave me some mercy.

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/05/2017 at 22:05, STARS: 0

my buddies window got egged. by the time the building crew came it was a crusty mess. if you haven’t cleaned, I recommend some soap and warm water. maybe try wetting and sticking paper towels on to help soften?

Kinja'd!!! "Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
06/06/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 0

Aw man, that sucks!

Thankfully I got it off (whew!). I’ll likely get around to fixing it this weekend. :)