You know what has crap cupholders?

by "CB" (jrcb)
Published 06/01/2017 at 23:05

Tags: Fun Police
STARS: 5

THIS DEAD HORSE YOU’RE ALL BEATING. KEEP IT TO ONE THREAD.

Replies (21)

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
06/01/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 0

God you’re no fun

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
06/01/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 1

There’s only been like 4 cupholder posts. In an hour. Vespa posts are more frequent than that .

"CB" (jrcb)
06/01/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 2

I maintain my right to be the fun police when everyone else maintains their right to complain about cupholders.

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
06/01/2017 at 23:10, STARS: 0

Well, hope you have a large enough jail cell

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/01/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 0

He really is. Never hang out with him, even is the Cletus Vette is involved.

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/01/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 1

Who started this shit show anyway?

"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
06/01/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 0

My car has crap cup holders.

"CB" (jrcb)
06/01/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 0

I prefer to keep my prisoners free range and in minimum security. The current ones are working on a communal farm and are planning on baking for the old folks’ home. It’s quite nice.

Besides, as long as we don’t have to call Sebcon-5, no one has to go to the basement.

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
06/01/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 0

SEBCON-5!!?!?

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
06/01/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 0

I’m sorry, Im 90% sure I created this monster.

"CB" (jrcb)
06/01/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 1

"CB" (jrcb)
06/01/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 0

All car cup holders are, by nature, crap.

"CB" (jrcb)
06/01/2017 at 23:16, STARS: 0

It happens.

"CB" (jrcb)
06/01/2017 at 23:16, STARS: 0

I mean, a Vespa post a day doesn’t keep the doctor away, if ImmoralMinority has anything to say about it. Hope his arm is better!

"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
06/01/2017 at 23:17, STARS: 0

My 2004 Taurus was pretty bland except the cup holders. You could do two 44 oz simultaneously.

"CB" (jrcb)
06/01/2017 at 23:20, STARS: 0

Should cup holder size be the final say in whether or not a car is bad? Like, “everything about this car is mediocre, but they really nailed those cupholders”.

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/01/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 0

I don’t have any cars with cupholders (out of five cars) other than the crappy sort-of-shelf ones *inside* the glovebox of the Benz. If we’re having a crappy cupholders fight I’ll just go ahead and win if that’s okay.

"CB" (jrcb)
06/01/2017 at 23:22, STARS: 0

I think that those should be called “cup placers” more than “cupholders”, because those aren’t holding shit.

"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
06/01/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 1

It certainly helps dull the pain when you can over caffienate yourself.

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
06/01/2017 at 23:53, STARS: 0

I always figured those were for German parking lot lunch beers.

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
06/02/2017 at 08:55, STARS: 0

Or for brefass scotch for people living in their car.