Hit and Run

Kinja'd!!! by "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
Published 06/01/2017 at 22:57

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My wife is upset. She was making a left and some asshole passed her INSIDE THE TURN.

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He almost made it, but he clipped her front corner. She says he took off with his front bumper dragging on one side. DWI, I figure.

She is really sad, but I am trying to figure a couple parking lot scratches and dings into the claim. I have to get my money’s worth on that $500 deductible.


Replies (13)

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
06/01/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 2

That’s why I want one of these Ranch Hand thingies.

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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
06/01/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 0

Well that’s bullshit.

It’s things like that that make me want to install my girlfriend’s dashcam the next moment I have access to her car.

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
06/01/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 2

Confirmed, you bought a GMT900 Sierra.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
06/01/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 4

Jkm, you have to actually get a truck first.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
06/01/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 0

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/just-gonna-leave-this-here-1795625150

Kinja'd!!! "smobgirl" (smobgirl)
06/01/2017 at 23:03, STARS: 1

I nearly got squashed into a jersey wall today by someone who changed lanes without looking. I need a louder horn and a dash cam.

...and a beer. Tell your wife I’m drinking one for the both of us, because fuck idiots.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
06/01/2017 at 23:03, STARS: 1

He putting that bumper on a jetta.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
06/01/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 0

That’s shitty. I was once waiting for someone to cross in the crosswalk before making a left and a guy tried to turn inside of me. Luckily he saw the pedestrian at the last moment and stopped before hitting them. I blocked him in for a second and just stared at him to let the dumbass sink in.

Having a steel bumper and a winch on my Jeep is nice for stuff like that. I hit a road gator in my BMW today but thankfully no damage.

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
06/01/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 0

That looks like person who know how to buff paint really well can buff that out.

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
06/01/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 0

jst make sure to get a qualtiy one. there are a lot of cheap ones that are just for show, and will bend back on your hood/fender.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
06/01/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 0

Yup, damage multipliers.

I’m set on a Ranch Hand.

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
06/01/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 1

It’s okay. I almost looped it during a right turn on the way to a job interview today.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
06/01/2017 at 23:30, STARS: 0

needs more spikes and pokey things