A step-by-step guide to avoiding door dings at work

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Published 06/01/2017 at 14:10

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Step 1: Have a coworker who rides a Vespa to work and parks it in a normal parking space. Step 2: Park next to that Vespa.


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Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/01/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 7

Step 3: Drive a Vespa

Can’t get door dings if you don’t have doors

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
06/01/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 5

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Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
06/01/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 0

“This is where you messed up my hair, Mr. Barber”

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
06/01/2017 at 14:25, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
06/01/2017 at 14:45, STARS: 0

My strategy is to park far enough away so that 90% (the lazy people) wouldn’t want to walk that far, but not so far that it’s obvious what I’m doing (otherwise the bro-trucks will park next to you on purpose).

Kinja'd!!! "LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com" (limitedtimeonly)
06/01/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 0

My approach is to park in a corner spot away from the building so that I’m protected on one side. Then, because people are lazy, and it’s a small office so they realize what I’m doing, no one parks right next to me on the other side.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
06/01/2017 at 15:22, STARS: 1

Nice. Maybe one day you can have a spot like this. =)

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