by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 05/31/2017 at 13:09
by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 05/31/2017 at 13:09
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Things like this make it really hard to continue being an alcoholic. But the alternative is flying sober, and that’s never happening.
"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
05/31/2017 at 13:12, STARS: 1
whiskey.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
05/31/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 1
That’s Hockey Arena Prices. Must be even more than that now.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/31/2017 at 13:14, STARS: 3
Is it a dive bar at a west end town, airport?
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
05/31/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 1
Nips, man! Also, I find that airport bars often have goofy specials like, a shitty beer and a cheap shot for $10. Which is better than one or the other.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/31/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 5
Don’t get your finger stuck in the bottle.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/31/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 1
I hate you for making me want to look like a weirdo and wear headphones while sitting at a bar. But I love you for reminding me to add that to my offline Spotify playlist before I’m in the air.
"itschrome" (itschrome)
05/31/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 3
that’s why I just eat weed brownies when I fly. though when i went to Arizona one time i take a little LSD, wouldn’t super recommend that. but weed treats and flying is way better than drinking, less peeing means less time in those tiny hell holes they call restrooms on the plane.
"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
05/31/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 1
See, had you gotten stopped by the TSA for a check you wouldn’t be bitching about spending the money at the bar. ;)
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/31/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 1
God, I would love to fly while high. It’s almost enough to make me break my rule of never paying for drugs.
"random001" (random001)
05/31/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 2
I’m not an alcoholic! Alcoholics go to meetings.
"S65" (granthp)
05/31/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 3
relevant
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/31/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 0
It was ONE TIME.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/31/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 1
This is true. Per my story about getting pulled aside by security in Uzbekistan, I paid a lot money for that vodka and I gave zero shits about doing so.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/31/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 2
WE CAN’T TRUST YOU WITH ALCOMOHOL ANYMORE.
"itschrome" (itschrome)
05/31/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 2
pay? shit it’s not called weed cause it’s hard to grow!!
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/31/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 2
I’m cheap enough that I’d rather fly sober than get drilled by airport bar prices.
Protip: a little Dramamine tablet can make everything better (but not with booze, of course).
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/31/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 3
Pfft. I wish getting stuck in a wine bottle was the dumbest thing I’ve done while drunk.
"facw" (facw)
05/31/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 3
Remember, you can bring as many of those mini liquor bottles as can fit in your 1 quart clear plastic bag. I don’t believe you are allowed to drink them in the airport or on the plane, but what they don’t know won’t hurt them.
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
05/31/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 1
Jesus, is this airport located in a baseball stadium? Or did you buy a six pack of Corona to demolish while walking through the terminal.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/31/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 1
I’m cheap, but I’ll never be that cheap.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/31/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 1
I guess I should be offended by being called cheap, but I am, and I’m kind of proud of it. :D
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/31/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 1
I wish.
Oddly, somehow the Corona Light on draught was $9.50, but the Extra in a bottle was $9. How does that even work?
I’ve changed bars to one across from my gate. If this shitty Stella I’m choking down is more expensive, I’ll die.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/31/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 2
Being cheap is something to be proud of, I assure you. Your cheapness is why you get an XK and my lack of it is why I’m drinking slowly my XK away in airport bars
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/31/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 1
I wouldn’t pay for Corona under any circumstances
"PS9" (PS9)
05/31/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 1
Better than paying $950 for fucking in a corona sex bar.
"McMike" (mcmike)
05/31/2017 at 13:41, STARS: 1
Yeah, airport bars are the worst.
It’s cheaper to drink on the plane.
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
05/31/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 1
I have a bit of a hangover right now and I almost puked thinking about chugging Stella.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/31/2017 at 13:45, STARS: 1
It ’ s a goddamn shame that the liquor on the airplane is actually cheaper than the bar at the airport these days.
For what it ’ s worth, I find the hard stuff to be a better BAC/$ ratio than the beer at the airport bar. If there ’ s an airport bar that isn ’ t offering a deal on doubles, I haven ’ t found it yet.
Safe (and buzzed) travels!
"Tapas" (tapas)
05/31/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 1
Life pro tip: Let those youtube make up millennials go crazy on you! Paste a fake colostomy bag to your stomach filled with gin or vodka. Never pay a premium to black out!
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/31/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 1
I did that the other day, because I bought a six pack and my FIl drank 5 of them
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/31/2017 at 13:47, STARS: 1
This is pure gold - but I’m pretty sure that if I took acid before flying, I’d end up rushing the cockpit and get put on the FAA’s permaban list.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
05/31/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 2
That’s allot of money for cat piss. Although I don’t remember Philly/Newark being that expensive, I’m normally paying around $7.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/31/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 0
This is Philly, which I haven’t flown out of in almost a decade. I usually fly out of JFK, which isn’t nearly as bad.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/31/2017 at 14:02, STARS: 1
I’m flying Frontier, so it remains to be seen if the booze will actually be cheaper.
"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
05/31/2017 at 14:05, STARS: 1
I try to avoid Philly if I can, I wouldn’t be surprised if the TSA agents there all flunked out of highschool. It’s terrifying.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/31/2017 at 14:05, STARS: 1
Ugh. Can’t speak for them, but American gives me one plastic bottle of Woodford Reserve for $8, and I get 25% off using my credit card. On top of that, the 2nd one is free most of the time.
Downside is that I’m sober at takeoff unless I hit the bar.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
05/31/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 1
Could be worse you could be having bud or bud light lime. Bud light lime is only good for getting shame plastered and crashing your golf cart into a utility pole.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/31/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 0
I think I’d enjoy that way more than flying.
"TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo" (drivesaswedishcarmadeinbelgium-)
05/31/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 1
Nips are under 3 oz. so I put a couple in my ziplock liquids bag going through security.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/31/2017 at 14:30, STARS: 1
Right now, at least you have an X-something. That’s one up on me.
"SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
05/31/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 1
I consider myself a frugal (OK, cheap) person. I normally like to grab a beer at the airport bar but I also like to take one (or three) of my 3oz carry-on containers and fill them with vodka before I leave my house. I’m pretty sure this is frowned upon by flight attendants so I make my mixed drink(s) while they are not looking/busy.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/31/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 0
I’m beginning to think that I really need to do that.
"itschrome" (itschrome)
05/31/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 1
I just took like a single dose, mostly I was just antsy/bouncing in my seat and stared out the windows at thunder storms.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/31/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 0
I tend to be antsy and staring out the window when I’m sober. I’m a little nervous flying as a passenger - despite having a pilots license - due to the fact that I hate the loss of control + a little claustrophobia. Seems like a recipe for a bad trip for me, personally. :)
"itschrome" (itschrome)
05/31/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 1
that’s why i hate roller coasters! but it’s never bothered me on a plane. just a big ol sky bus, nothing to worry about.. so i tell my self. haha
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
05/31/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 1
Instead of alcohol, you could always try pills...
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/31/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 0
eh, those are harder to get in an airport bar.
I’m not afraid of flying, it’s just that I’d prefer to be drunk in the very unlikely event that something did happen.
"TahoeSTi" (tahoesti)
05/31/2017 at 14:53, STARS: 1
They must have something else you can pick, why would anyone pay that for a Corona?
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/31/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 0
Haha - and I *love* roller coasters! I can handle it for 5 minutes - it’s the 2 hours of it non-stop that drive me crazy. And turbulence-
"AntiSpeed" (AntiSpeed)
05/31/2017 at 15:23, STARS: 0
I’m pretty sure pr
"SPAMBot - Horse Doctor" (spambot2002)
05/31/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 1
It’s great for long flights where you would sober up after a few airport beers. I never go crazy, but I like to loosen up or sleep.
"Monkey B" (monkeyb)
05/31/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 1
try being a whiskey drinker at the airport...it’s cheaper on the plane.
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/31/2017 at 16:35, STARS: 1
I’m not the DJ you want but the DJ you deserve
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
05/31/2017 at 16:41, STARS: 2
Do you go to AA meetings? Cause if you don’t then you aren’t an alchoholic, you’re a drunk.
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Sorry for the poor joke
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/31/2017 at 18:55, STARS: 1
I may be drunk, but tomorrow I’ll also be drunk and this joke will still be poor.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
06/01/2017 at 07:07, STARS: 0
i’ve never flown drunk.