Really people?  Really?

Kinja'd!!! by "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
Published 05/31/2017 at 10:57

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Don’t send me an email and then call me to tell me you sent an email. This happens way too often.

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Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/31/2017 at 11:01, STARS: 1

I always take that as a slight, like “ Hey, I know you ’ ll ignore my email, so here ’ s a phone call! ”

They’re usually right about that first part.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
05/31/2017 at 11:01, STARS: 1

Then RESPOND to me so I don’t have to CALL!

Kinja'd!!! "veryloud435iwouldn'thaveitanyotherway" (fencingboughtmy435i)
05/31/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 0

Every. Single. Day.

Or how about, a text to say they called a left a voicemail.

Hey why don’t you just send me FAX to let me know you’ve sent me an email, a voicemail and a text. Construction.....

Kinja'd!!! "Deal Killer - Powered by Focus" (dealkiller-ii)
05/31/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 2

Hey, can I call you, just to make sure you received my comment? I’m not really familiar with how the internet works yet, as it’s only been around for, like, 20+ years or so. Thanks.

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Kinja'd!!! "PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
05/31/2017 at 11:03, STARS: 1

immediately! Cuz what you’re doing is much less important than what I am doing

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
05/31/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 1

I see you have met my dad. Holy shit I want to reach through the phone and slap him sometimes. “Yeah, I’m just calling to see if you got the text about the email I just sent that is a scan of the fax I sent earlier.” I wish I was joking about that quote, but it happens way too often from him. Don’t get involved in a family business. Just don’t, it’s not worth it.

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
05/31/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 0

Oh, they were definitely right about the first part. Maybe I can get them to quit calling me by answering their call with “thanks for calling me and bringing this to my attention. I will be sure to immediately delete that marketing email you just wasted your time sending me.”

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
05/31/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 0

Yeah, the number is 855.438.7358. I’ll be waiting.

/no, I have no idea what that number is for, I just made it up by looking at the letters on the phone.

Kinja'd!!! "DutchieDC2R" (dutchiedc2r)
05/31/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 0

I just wanted to let you know......I didnt send you an email.....:)

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
05/31/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 1

But I hit the big X by the side of the email right away when it came in. That sends an immediate reply, doesn’t it?

Kinja'd!!! "DutchieDC2R" (dutchiedc2r)
05/31/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 0

Ha!

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
05/31/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

I see I set myself up with this one.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
05/31/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 1

My co-workers actually walk up to me after they sent it to let me know they just sent an email...

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
05/31/2017 at 11:11, STARS: 4

If it makes you feel any better, I hate your coworkers too.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
05/31/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 0

That does make me feel better, thanks.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
05/31/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 3

I thought your number was 867-5309.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/31/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 0

For many years, my outgoing voicemail was “for a quicker response, please email me at....” and I was dead serious. I need stuff in writing. Phone calls get to the point where they’re almost sketchy, like people trying to get away with saying stuff and then denying it later.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/31/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 0

My dad would send me an email and text me to check my email. CHOOSE ONE MEDIUM OF COMMUNICATION.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
05/31/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 0

OMG the worst!!! Or sending an email and then showing up at my door! There is one guy that will only talk to me through the window.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/31/2017 at 11:17, STARS: 0

As horrifying as this sounds, I think this was for one brief moment in business culture considered basic business CYA and professional procedure. Not so much now, maybe. It happens to me routinely at work, and back when I was job-hunting the advice was always to follow up emails of resumes/etc. with a call. The idea, I think, is that the email is a written document of what has been sent/etc. (the CYA part) and the phone call is a chance to clarify any confusing issues and make sure it’s received and has been read in a close timeframe (the “professional” part).

So yes, it sucks, but it’s a practice which was actually encouraged at one point.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibbles" (nibbles)
05/31/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 0

Worse still:

Don’t submit a request, email me stating you submitted the request, IM me stating you sent me an email, then text me on my personal phone to tell me you sent me an IM

Fukkin’ seriously mate

Kinja'd!!! "bobbe17" (rob-runte)
05/31/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 0

Some times I’ll do this or call with an email but it’s because I have numbers or some sort of report to share. I’ll email the results, then call to discuss.

Kinja'd!!! "user314" (user314)
05/31/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 0

Damn you Tommy Two-Tone!

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/31/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 1

you should call them back after you reply

Kinja'd!!! "promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
05/31/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 0

I had a boss whom I’d email...and then get an instant message or text asking if I emailed him.

He would then open the email I sent from yesterday or click on the link and then open the file folder sent yesterday and then complain about how little work I did.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
05/31/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 0

I can understand that. In my case I’ll get an email that says I need these parts for this job by this date. Then they come up to me and say I sent you an email. I think it’s just because they don’t check their emails as much as me.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
05/31/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 0

It depends, I guess. I have multiple e-mail accounts and only one gets checked regularly. The others get checked infrequently, or not at all (spam).

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
05/31/2017 at 11:57, STARS: 1

Damn straight!

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Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
05/31/2017 at 11:59, STARS: 1

So much this. I hate not having things in writing. Verbal PO’s are the worst. I don’t need a PO number from you, I just want everything in writing so that I know how much you’re ordering and where it is shipping to. I want it in writing, and in email so that I can refer to it later instead of hoping I don’t misplace the chicken scratch I wrote down talking to you over the phone.

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
05/31/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 0

I realize that sometimes an email does need a follow up. I take issue with people who call me within 5 minutes of sending an email, and with people who insist on following up on an email that contains no actionable material in it. If the email doesn’t contain a question that you need me to answer or a task you need me to do, don’t send it, and if you do waste our time by sending it, don’t follow up on it by calling me two minutes later.

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
05/31/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 0

See my reply to veryloudholyshithisnameislongandivegonecrosseyed http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1795688318

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/31/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 0

I get you, absolutely. I’m just saying, there was at one time the idea that it was a thing you just did at all times, and lots of people are robots with EPROMs for brains.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
05/31/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 0

From this day forward, you shall be known as “Jenny.”

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
05/31/2017 at 12:12, STARS: 0

I’ve been called worse by better people. Whoops, almost missed the reference there.

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/31/2017 at 13:24, STARS: 0

You just described my boss.