All hail Lord Covfefe!

by "Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
Published 05/31/2017 at 10:54

Tags: The internet is fovefefe ; The internet is forever ; Covfefe
STARS: 22

For once he has been summoned, he cannot be cast out!

But will the real Covfefe please stand up?

Replies (21)

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/31/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 2

I’m Covfefe!

"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
05/31/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 11

This is why once in awhile the internet goes and totally redeems itself.

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
05/31/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 1

I knew it!

"190octane" (admiralcb)
05/31/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 8

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
05/31/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 4

Bigly if true.

"Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
05/31/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 2

I kneel in your presence oh great one. Good luck at STPR Confefe!

"ChaiCoffee" (princessjellyfish)
05/31/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 2

What bothers me about this is not even that it happened but that it was up for 7 GODDAMN HOURS. Do they even have a press department?

"Agrajag" (Agrajag)
05/31/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 15

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
05/31/2017 at 11:52, STARS: 1

What the hell was he actually trying to type though.

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
05/31/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 2

Based on the rest of the tweet, I think he was trying to write “coverage,” as in: “Despite the constant negative press coverage ...”

But as to what accurate reporting he was deciding to whine about this time I have no clue about that. He hates pretty much all the coverage of practically any subject, and there’s a lot to choose from.

I’m guessing he was probably going to tweet some more about local coverage of his first trip abroad as president, since he devoted so many of his tweets to that subject upon his return.

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
05/31/2017 at 12:11, STARS: 7

Shut it down! You win the internet!

"leicester" (leicester)
05/31/2017 at 12:13, STARS: 2

I’m Covfefe! And so is my wife!

"Inquartata" (Inquartata01)
05/31/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 3

omg I’m dying

"Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
05/31/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 1

lol , my bad.... typo on covfefe

"PumpkinSpies" (pumpkinspies)
05/31/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 4

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

"Vaginafication Nation" (beaverontheheath)
05/31/2017 at 13:42, STARS: 2

You are hurting me.

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
05/31/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 0

Good point.

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
05/31/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 0

That’s not a very polite thing to say about your wife!

"Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
05/31/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 0

If he’s got that Oldman Dracula hair I’m calling bullshit.

"The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123" (mattp123)
05/31/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 0

I think covfefe refers to the Navy corpse men living in the 57 states.

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/31/2017 at 22:42, STARS: 2

I think it’s long been made clear they don’t