Update: I am fine and didn't do anything stupid.

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 05/30/2017 at 23:26

Tags: Everything he touches dies!!!
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Kinja'd!!!

How old is this tire? Who knows, who cares. It’s rusty, has several scorch marks, but it holds air! This will get me to the tire shop that’s 1 mile from my house when I have time later this week.

Kinja'd!!!

The spare was held up underneath with some chain-lowering system, which was a lot of fun because my tool kit was missing the long extension bit that fits above the rear license and insert into the notch that lowers the chain.

So I was wedging my knuckles between the rusty frame and the spare, and stuck in whatever I had lying around that gave me any leverage. Basically 1/16 of a turn, scrape, re-angle, insert, 1/16 turn, slip, curse, and so on.

I’m happy, because for the record, I did try some quick-fix heavy glue on the leaking valve stem, but the leak was so bad even the glue was bubbling. It resembled something like air pockets that would slowly form if a man were to drown in a tar pit. I was like, “Yeahhhhh, let’s not.”


Replies (14)

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/30/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 1

Not one single person previously suggested putting the spare on, this is why I always ask my wife for advice before doing something stupid.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
05/30/2017 at 23:54, STARS: 1

I suggested the spare

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
05/31/2017 at 00:03, STARS: 1

*cough*

Kinja'd!!!

*Cough*

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/31/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 0

I can’t tell if you’re calling me stupid or...? Because I won’t be too upset if anyone does, but I just need to know in advance!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/31/2017 at 00:11, STARS: 0

Wait now I get it

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/31/2017 at 00:17, STARS: 0

No, no, was thinking about setting a tire bead with butane gas and that’s not a very safe thing to do.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/31/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 0

It’s hard reading all the comments.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/31/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 3

Well it would be a interesting way to go.

“He died burning himself alive. Just the way he always wanted.”

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/31/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 0

Releasing the pressure in the tire then gluing the stem once the pressure is out would allow the glue to harden and seal without bubbling.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/31/2017 at 00:55, STARS: 0

What kind of glue would you recommend?

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
05/31/2017 at 01:10, STARS: 0

Just need thicker tar:

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Kinja'd!!! "MINIGTI" (76tr6)
05/31/2017 at 01:14, STARS: 0

Last night I got a flat in the 76 TR6. Incredibly the spare still had air in it from when I pumped it up 3 years ago, but man that was a janky looking tire. I mean possibly factory. And badly gouged by the edge of the tread as if it had once rubbed on a fender.

But it got me home about 20 miles.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/31/2017 at 01:22, STARS: 2

“The job was not well done. He, on the other hand...”

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
05/31/2017 at 03:02, STARS: 0

That tends to be for really cold climates (but sometimes used elsewhere).

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