by "McMike" (mcmike)
Published 05/30/2017 at 09:00
by "McMike" (mcmike)
Published 05/30/2017 at 09:00
Tags: Fiveminutephotoshop
; TigerWoods
STARS: 27
Please forgive these - I jumped the gun when I read “DUI”
"Tripper" (tripe46)
05/29/2017 at 21:09, STARS: 1
Lol his mugshot was classic! Lookin so shitty.
"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
05/29/2017 at 21:17, STARS: 1
from the mugshot alone would not have guessed it was him
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
05/29/2017 at 21:30, STARS: 0
mugshot?.... what have i gone and missed?......
"Tripper" (tripe46)
05/29/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 1
He scored a Dui at 7am looking like a straight mess.
"Die-Trying" (die-trying)
05/29/2017 at 21:44, STARS: 2
just did some looking. wow. that is some tragic stuff.
its amazing to see a kid, in the prime of thier life, just outright dominate a game, and seemingly HAVE IT ALL. the money, the cars, the women. then to just watch it all slip through thier fingers, as thier life spirals........
that smoldering crater, yeah that USED to be tigers career, was a shooting star, once.......
"BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind" (briangriffinsprius)
05/29/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 4
Needs more pill bottles
"PS9" (PS9)
05/29/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 4
Ehh, he had a good run. The spiral started after his prime, anyway.
"McMike" (mcmike)
05/29/2017 at 21:54, STARS: 3
I’m just getting started. This is all I could knock out before dinner.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/29/2017 at 21:57, STARS: 2
You’re a good man, McMike!
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/29/2017 at 22:42, STARS: 2
Not sure that was the best choice of photo...
"E92M3" (E46M3)
05/29/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 1
I don’t think it’s THAT bad. He could never play golf again, and will still be fine financially. Enough millions to date young women, buy whatever he wants, etc.
Hell, that’s probably why he was still out at 7AM. Trying to keep up with some young girls.
Being a spokesman for the Buick Rendevous was his rock bottom. It’s only up from here.
"Brian McKay" (brianmckay)
05/30/2017 at 01:31, STARS: 0
All I know is that he’s wealthy enough to have a chauffeur.
"PS9" (PS9)
05/30/2017 at 09:08, STARS: 0
Man, why don’t they just start off doing that? Clearly they don’t like/want monogamy and, so long as your partners are the same way or at least know you aren’t monogamous, there isn’t a problem. He wouldn’t be the first rich dude to bang a bunch of hot people. So much time, energy, money, and failed marriages could be saved/avoided if people where just more honest about who they are as people.
"Tekamul" (tekamulburner)
05/30/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 0
TIL Tiger golfs just like the rest of us. With a beer at the ready
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
05/30/2017 at 10:07, STARS: 1
Or a taxi.
"190octane" (admiralcb)
05/30/2017 at 10:33, STARS: 1
It’s going to take a big divot tool to fix that one.
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
05/30/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 0
He blew a 0.00, so I don’t think alcohol was a factor.
"McMike" (mcmike)
05/30/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 0
Yeah, I read that this morning. Going to have to make a few more.
"E92M3" (E46M3)
05/30/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 0
I’m convinced monogamy goes against our instincts as a species, and marriage was fabricated long ago to prevent the spread of diseases. We just aren’t wired for it.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/30/2017 at 12:33, STARS: 0
Now you’ll have do some with prescription meds in his hands since the police report says he had no alcohol in his system.
Which sucks because these are still funny!
"McMike" (mcmike)
05/30/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 0
I know. I have one in photoshop at home I wasn’t able to finish this morning before I had to to to work.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/30/2017 at 14:42, STARS: 1
work sucks
"PS9" (PS9)
05/30/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 0
Marriage shouldn’t work for anyone if that’s the case, since common ancestry would mean common instincts. I don’t buy at all the idea that we have to be ‘wired’ for this or that activity. In totality, the complex network of social mores and customs we modern humans have constructed is artificial. No one is wired for any of it.
I don’t believe in being ‘wired’ for monogamy. I do believe in people discovering what it means to be monogamous and finding that they don’t want it now that they truly know what it is. I do believe in personality drift, where over years of time a person you married can transform into someone you don’t want to be married to. I do believe the idea of monogamy as you find it in romance novels - where the courtship, engagement and marriage ceremony take place across an hour or so, and one montage later you the wife and three kids are off to Vegas - differs vastly from reality, and some who are using that ideal as a reference point can become bored and frustrated with the actual role in the flesh. I also believe putting together two lives is super-difficult for someone not ready for the day to day adjustments, assertions and compromises monogamy requires.
"E92M3" (E46M3)
05/30/2017 at 18:28, STARS: 0
I think we have primate insticts deeply rooted in us, instincts designed for reproduction. I’m not saying manogomy is impossible, but it isn’t easy. Not in current society. It’s way more effort than most people want to put forth. Finding 2 people that have the discipline, and that are a match for each other IS damn near impossible. People get bored, and they desire that perfect romance novel you mention. Some will spend their whole life looking for it. Some will settle in old age out of fear of being alone.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/31/2017 at 08:16, STARS: 1
I don’t think I can function as a civilized adult in the workplace today after looking a pill poppin’ Tiger.
I will do my best to keep it togetherrrrr BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/31/2017 at 08:42, STARS: 1
Also you should have a Tumblr page
"McMike" (mcmike)
05/31/2017 at 09:22, STARS: 0
Does that still require a Yahoo or Hotmail email address? I remember looking into it once and walked away when I saw that.
I have a Reddit, but have not posted a thing. Too confusing.
"PS9" (PS9)
05/31/2017 at 09:32, STARS: 0
Well there’s no denying that instincts are a part of who we are, but if you’re trying to eliminate monogamy from that category, I’ve got some bad news for you; monogamy isn’t even a human idea. Pairing off in sexually dimorphic species is a survival strategy as old as the dinosaurs, and nearly every binary gender species on our planet has exhibited this behavior. Monogamy may have been employed by the first hominids , which predate the modern human by millions of years. Or maybe they didn’t, and our specific use of it is far more recent . But ‘recent’ in this context still predates recorded history, civilization, and language. It cannot be the case that civilization has fabricated monogamy if monogamy predates civilization.
I’m not saying manogomy is impossible, but it isn’t easy. Not in current society
Do you think it would be easier in a time where in addition to tending to the offspring you must also hunt, gather, build shelter and fend off the very real threat of predators? Would it be easier with someone you can’t talk to because language is not a thing yet, and guttural sounds are all the two of you have? How about we throw an ice age on top of all of that, forcing you and your mate to risk everything traveling thousands of miles of unknown lands with no map, no help, no guarantees you won’t just freeze to death along the way, and no indication you’re headed anywhere better then what you left behind?
To say monogamy is harder now , after 10,000 years or so of technological, agricultural and social advancements afforded to us is really taking for granted how easy it must be today to connect to another person compared to then. That doesn’t mean it isn’t difficult That doesn’t mean there aren’t failures. That doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with those who don’t manage it. But connecting with a person you can’t talk to and building a life together when you and everyone else is at the mercy of the world sounds insurmountable, yet those who lived in that time still managed it even through an ice age .
Finding 2 people that have the discipline, and that are a match for each other IS damn near impossible.
It is difficult, yes. But ‘damn near impossible’? Really? Well if that’s the case, we live in a world where marriages have something like a 1% or lower success rate, and nobody remarries because marriage is just incompatible with our instincts. Cohabitation is also not a thing, because a marriage is just a piece of paper and a ring and those things cannot make people who’s instincts are to dislike being with one person no matter what create a loving and peaceful space at home...right? Well if you take a look at how humans - specifically in the united states - are handling marriage as of 2013, you’ll learn the following things;
Less than half of all Marriages end in divorce
65% of all divorcees remarry
36% of second marriages end in divorce
54% of second time divorcees remarry
Most marriages remain intact, and most people who get divorced marry others as many times as it takes until they get it right. Both marriage and divorce are expensive, complicated and for the latter heartbreaking experiences, and yet people seem to be willing to face both of them down over and over again if that’s what it takes to get their special someone. Given this set of realities, it’s not reasonable to conclude that monogamy and specifically marriage, at least in the united states, are ‘damn near impossible’. There’s a few other things we can infer from this behavior;
People generally believe they can find the person they’re looking for. If marrying and re-marrying with all the heartbreak and life altering consequences attached with that are what it takes, the majority of couples will do it.
People aren’t just settling to avoid ‘dying alone’. I mean, are their couples out there still together for only that reason? Sure. But that cannot be even a plurality of all couples if so many are willing to divorce a partner they are otherwise unhappy with and try again.
People also believe that successful marriage is possible. Most who get married - either through getting lucky enough to hit a home run on the first try, or though divorce and taking another shot - want to stay married to someone one way or another. This really calls into question the idea that monogamy is ‘against our instincts’, since so many of us want it in our lives, even at the result of some heartbreak and legal/financial consequences.
We cannot infer anything about non-married cohabitation couples since this study does not include them, but I would not be surprised if their breakup and partner-seeking behaviors mirrored those of married couples.
"boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/31/2017 at 09:49, STARS: 0
Well it looks like you can signup with Gmail, but you might have to do a little tinkering according to this:
https://support.google.com/mail/forum/AAAAK7un8RUsMpif6WwZ-Q/?hl=en