Stopping spam calls

Kinja'd!!! by "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
Published 05/29/2017 at 11:06

Tags: Spam
STARS: 0


Kinja'd!!!

So this number keeps calling my work number, non-stop.

http://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-408-597-4441  

I’ve tried everything, letting it go to voicemail, holding the line up in silence, but the dipshit still calls me everyday precisely 4 times, and it gets annoying when I’m on conference calls. Same time of the day too, so it’s probably on a robo-dialer.

I’m thinking maybe I should go Les Grossman on him.


Replies (18)

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/29/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 1

Trace number, nuke from orbit.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/29/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 0

Is it an actual person?

I always try and sell the telemarketer something else and that gets rid of them pretty quickly.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
05/29/2017 at 11:21, STARS: 0

Think so, but it’s those robo-dialers that it connects you to an agent probably.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/29/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 2

Oh, hmmmmm.

I always try and sell like a special edition dildo powered by a Honda generator and that usually gets them off my case. Or try to have phone sex with the operator, start with “so what are you wearing?”

May not be the most orthodox way of getting rid of telemarketers, but it’ll get you off their list pretty fast.... Unless they’re into that kind of thing.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
05/29/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 0

I take it you don’t have a service over there that bars ‘cold callers’?

Answer the phone and inform them if they don’t remove your number from their system and they call again that you will report it to the phone as harassment and look at what legal action is available if it continues.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
05/29/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 0

Pick up the phone, and set the receiver down over a speaker playing this:

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Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
05/29/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 0

I was actually thinking this:

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Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
05/29/2017 at 11:41, STARS: 1

Canada yes, we have a DNCL. Problem is the caller is US-based (and possibly VoIP from another country), I don’t think the guy cares.

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
05/29/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 0

Look into taking legal action or at least tell the guy you are.

If it’s a call centre phone them back and speak to the line manager or find the name of the company and get people you know to phone them, repeatedly.

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
05/29/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 0

What I’ve been doing as of late is pick up the phone and keep pushing the numbers on the dialer so it just makes it so annoying they hang up on you. My wife thinks it’s rude and childish. I think that they’re annoying me so it’s only fair.

But, there is a part of me that kind of feels bad. The anger at the telemarketer is generally misdirected. They’re just trying to do their job.

Kinja'd!!! "deekster_caddy" (deekster_caddy)
05/29/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 0

At work though? Ask your IT guys / phone system guys if they can block it. I manage our corporate phone system at work and can do that.

Kinja'd!!! "AntiSpeed" (AntiSpeed)
05/29/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 1

TL;DW Set your answering machine as a 56k dial-up handshake tone and the machine will think it’s a fax machine and automatically put it on a do-not-call list.

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Kinja'd!!! "Captain of the Enterprise" (justanotherdayinparadise)
05/29/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 0

I have this problem with American Red Cross they call me twice a day several days a week and they don’t stop. I took myself off the list online and they still keep calling and leaving voice mails

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
05/29/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 0

This would be better:

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Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/29/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 0

I have done this. I totally perved on the guy because I had the time to kill. He hung on like a sport, but I really creeped him out.

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
05/29/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0

This might be an idea. Dialup or fax machine tone.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/29/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 1

Hahah, as have I.

I usually start by making funny grunting noises, then it just goes all downhill from there haha.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/30/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 0

do a Ted Danson/Becker and hit him/her with an airhorn