by "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
Published 05/28/2017 at 22:06
by "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
Published 05/28/2017 at 22:06
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STARS: 4
"CB" (jrcb)
05/28/2017 at 22:10, STARS: 2
SOLD FOR A 1984 AUDI 80 WITH 384,000 MILES AND THREE AND A HALF WHEELS.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/28/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 0
You know, if the guy who bought my ‘97 A4 with 140k offered me that thing back, I’d take it in a heartbeat.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
05/28/2017 at 22:15, STARS: 1
And you bought a Corolla!
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/28/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 1
I would probably jump out of the window.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/28/2017 at 22:18, STARS: 4
You buying a Honda Ridgeline?
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
05/28/2017 at 22:18, STARS: 1
It’d be better than a Tundra ;)
"E90M3" (e90m3)
05/28/2017 at 22:18, STARS: 5
Dear JKM,
I bought your 97 A4. I’ve put 9 miles on it and it needs a new timing chain. If you replace this you can have if for free.
Hugs and kisses,
ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE TIMING CHAIN RATTLES, FOR IT RATTLES FOR THEE.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/28/2017 at 22:21, STARS: 0
HAHA BITCH WELL THERE’S A PROBLEM.
My A4 had the trusty ole 2.8 NA engine. No timing chain and the PO replaced the timing belt at 130k. That fucker is good for another 130k miles.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/28/2017 at 22:21, STARS: 0
obs
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/28/2017 at 22:22, STARS: 2
So, yay?
"VW Max" (vw-max)
05/28/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 0
2016 Jetta or am I blind?
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/28/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 0
You aren’t blind, haha.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/28/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 0
I had to go to the Urban Dictionary to find out what you meant by “obs.” Stop it with your hip youthful lingo.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/28/2017 at 22:26, STARS: 1
Found you a truck.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/28/2017 at 22:26, STARS: 0
I’m sorry, it’s just..... it’s what the hooligan youth are saying these days.
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
05/28/2017 at 22:26, STARS: 0
Did you actually buy something to replace it with, or did you just finally have enough of the abuse and unload it to the first person unlucky enough to make a reasonable offer? Or possibly my consipiracy theory that you’ve had a secret truck this whole time is about to come out as the truth?
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/28/2017 at 22:27, STARS: 2
They’re a bunch of rapscallions anyway.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/28/2017 at 22:29, STARS: 0
I do agree.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/28/2017 at 22:29, STARS: 0
Only time will tell......
"VW Max" (vw-max)
05/28/2017 at 22:30, STARS: 0
But there’s no Smyth kit!
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/28/2017 at 22:31, STARS: 0
Is there even one for the VI?
If you haven’t seen my posts, it was a massive piece of shit. This is coming from a massive Audi fanboy and former Volkswagen fanboy.
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
05/28/2017 at 22:36, STARS: 4
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
05/28/2017 at 22:36, STARS: 0
Did you replace it with a Nissan Cube? Please tell me you did.
Also, since it’s a used VW, did you manage to get more than tree fiddy for it?
"dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
05/28/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 1
EAT THE is for lovers? :p
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
05/28/2017 at 22:50, STARS: 1
I’m assuming you bought a car for lovers..?
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/28/2017 at 22:55, STARS: 1
Hahah, I’m getting DTOM plates on the next one. Love those, had them on my Audis.
"VW Max" (vw-max)
05/28/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0
Thought this was your truck, not the problem VW
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/28/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 0
Oh, the bill of sale?
"AM3R, lost another burner" (am3r17)
05/28/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 0
I need to get one of those. They just look cool, I know it sounds dumb.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/28/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 0
I personally love them.
Only problem is that my friend’s father (nutty liberal) vandalizes cars with them. So stay away from Alexandria.
"Captain of the Enterprise" (justanotherdayinparadise)
05/28/2017 at 23:33, STARS: 0
So you either bought or sold a 2016 Jetta
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/29/2017 at 00:34, STARS: 1
Haha, what if I traded my 2016 Jetta for another 2016 Jetta.
"AM3R, lost another burner" (am3r17)
05/29/2017 at 01:13, STARS: 0
My parents are liberal, but like me they just think the plate looks cool, so they got it. I think I might go that route soon too tbh. There are some other cool VA plates though, like the udvar hazy SR-71 plate.
"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
05/29/2017 at 09:12, STARS: 0
Somebody painted your license plate? :P
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/30/2017 at 21:46, STARS: 0
Yup, I used to have the Fight Terrorism ones for a while. I go through plates a lot haha.
"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
06/01/2017 at 22:27, STARS: 1
Haha, not a Cube alright. Very far from a cube.
I mean, could have been worse. I’m gonna make a giant paper chain out of all of the dealer invoices though. I wouldn’t really want the next owner to see how shit the car was by how many times it had been to the dealer in a one year period.