Today, I May Have Witnessed a Future Darwin Award Recipient

Kinja'd!!! by "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
Published 05/28/2017 at 18:51

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This guy was playing with a cotton mouth, while wearing flip flops, while in the middle of a lane on the other side of a curve.

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Replies (15)

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
05/28/2017 at 19:06, STARS: 0

Dat E92 tho.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
05/28/2017 at 19:10, STARS: 1

With the deed being done, I was expecting a Silverado, not that.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
05/28/2017 at 19:10, STARS: 0

Couldn’t be bothered to turn on his hazard lamps, huh?

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
05/28/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 1

Well, it’s a BMW, and since the hazard lamps are also turn signals...

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/28/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 0

“playing with a cotton mouth”

Was this man 8 years old?

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
05/28/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 1

I mean, E9Xs make me want to pull the snake out of my pants. Wait, what were we talking about again?

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
05/28/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 0

No.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/28/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 1

Crikie she’s a wilie one.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/28/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 1

Then this pictured man is stupid.

I learned at age 6 to not play with snakes. This man evidently never learned to not play with snakes. You only play with snakes with shovels if they somehow make it into your house.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
05/28/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 0

If they are outside, even if you lived in a subdivision like I did, you unload a .45 on them when the shotgun is not available.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
05/28/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 1

Not pictured: the guy walking within 2 feet of it with it in the strike position.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/28/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 1

I’ve come across a few rattle snakes in my day and I stay the fuck away.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/28/2017 at 19:19, STARS: 1

Hah, we never really got them outside that much from what I remember.

Inside the garage, or in the “basement” however......

*Wasn’t really a basement, more like an unfinished first floor because the house was built on a slope.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
05/28/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 0

Hehe

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/28/2017 at 21:59, STARS: 0

The stupid is strong with this one.