by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 05/27/2017 at 18:12
by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 05/27/2017 at 18:12
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Specifically, my index finger is stuck in this wine bottle. I think I’m going to have to break it to free myself.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/27/2017 at 18:15, STARS: 0
This is like the workd’s shittiest Chinese finger prison because knowing that my wine is trapped means that I can’t relax enough to pull my finger out.
"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
05/27/2017 at 18:20, STARS: 1
More importantly..is it good wine or bad?
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/27/2017 at 18:24, STARS: 0
It’s my go to cheap red wine. It’s not the end of the world if I have to break the bottle, but at $12, I’ll still be sad. I’m cheap and alcoholic enough that I’ll have to have a good long think about whether ingesting glass shreds is worth pouring the rest into a glass.
"ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
05/27/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 2
Coffee filter.
"Svend" (svend)
05/27/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 3
It does beg the question, ‘why is your finger is in the neck of the wine bottle?’.
EDITED: Incorrectly said thumb.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/27/2017 at 18:34, STARS: 1
I was going in the house, so I picked up my glass and then picked up the bottle with my index finger. It usually works fine with beer bottles, but something went wrong here.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/27/2017 at 18:35, STARS: 0
Brilliant.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/27/2017 at 18:39, STARS: 3
By the way, that’s the index finger. My thumb is in the glass. I’m the sort of person who gets stuck in a wine bottle, so obviously I’m left handed.
"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
05/27/2017 at 18:42, STARS: 1
Drill a small hole in the bottle?
"Svend" (svend)
05/27/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 1
Aaah, okay.
Rookie mistake.
I learned years ago to do it this way.
Though I bought one of my colleagues a Guzzle Buddy.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/27/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 3
I finally freed myself. I patiently twisted my finger and I eventually got it out. Now I’m thankfully back to drinking.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/27/2017 at 18:48, STARS: 1
That. Is. Brilliant.
I am heading to Amazon!
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/27/2017 at 18:50, STARS: 1
A good bottle of wine is one you like.
"Svend" (svend)
05/27/2017 at 18:54, STARS: 0
Before you head over to Amazon.
I want your help.
What should I have to drink?
Corona and lime, Hop House 13, Budweiser Budvar, Sam Miguel or Jameson?
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/27/2017 at 18:55, STARS: 1
I see the alcoholic traps are working.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/27/2017 at 19:00, STARS: 1
First Corona with lime.
Then Jameson.
Then Hop House.
Then Budvar.
Then San Miguel.
By the time you get to Budvar, everything will taste amazing.
"Svend" (svend)
05/27/2017 at 19:05, STARS: 1
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
05/27/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 0
Sorry about your problem. Me and my sangria are problem free over here.
"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
05/27/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 1
Yes.
"facw" (facw)
05/27/2017 at 20:13, STARS: 1
"ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
05/28/2017 at 01:38, STARS: 1
I extend this to scotch and cigars as well. If you find something you really like that also happens to not cost a fortune, then you win.