by "gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
Published 05/27/2017 at 11:12
by "gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
Published 05/27/2017 at 11:12
Tags: FOODLOPNIK
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I went out for breakfast today because I wanted eggs benedict. Instead, I got a special suggested by the waitress was like eggs benedict, but instead of being put on an English muffin it was actually put on a grilled cheese sandwich which had pulled pork in it (I suppose it’d be a “melt” for the pedants out there) along with some avocado and a chipotle hollandaise. Of course it came with a side of ass fattener home fries. There was also a small fruit bowl to give some semblance of health to the meal.
It was dangerously good but I need to go back to bed now. Waking up early to watch the Monaco GP qualifying didn’t help and the coffee is not effective against that gargantuan breakfast.
Next time, I think I’ll stick with a classic eggs benedict.
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
05/27/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 0
I really like those benedicts done with the lox..
"Thomas Donohue" (tomonomics)
05/27/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 0
Finding a good eggs benedict is so hard these days. I have a few go-to places, but when traveling it’s always a crap shoot.
"vdub_nut: scooter snob" (jollyroger1210)
05/27/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 1
The itis and spiked coffee are how saturdays SHOULD start.
"Rico" (ricorich)
05/27/2017 at 12:04, STARS: 0
Bruh fake eggs Benedict + pork + avocado + chipotle hollandaise??? Recipe for disaster, something one should eat only at home.
"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
05/27/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 0
I would never put in that much effort for a homemade breakfast. If I can be bothered to make breakfast at all, it’s usually a much simpler bacon and eggs. I may add some tomato slices if I have some good tomatoes.
"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
05/27/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 0
Yeah it’s a gamble. The diner close to me does a decent job of it. I’d never order this again just because it’s just too much for breakfast.
"Rico" (ricorich)
05/27/2017 at 13:07, STARS: 2
Nah I mean you take it home and eat it while sitting on the toilet.
"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-)
05/27/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 2
Funny you mention that; let’s just say that the need came suddenly, but evacuation was swift and painless.
"Rico" (ricorich)
05/27/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0
Lol!
"Corkscrew'd" (corkscrewd)
05/27/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 1
Technically, the only thing that should be considered a “melt” are your arteries.
Then again, there are worse (and less delicious) ways to go!