Dear Germany,

Kinja'd!!! by "sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg)
Published 05/27/2017 at 02:31

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Here’s a proposition: You give us the beastly Audi Q7 V12 TDI with its absurd torque figure, and in return we will give you every coal-rolling , redneck-hauling douchetruck in the country. Which we would happily tow over to Europe behind one of said Q7s were it not for the big watery thing in the way.

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Also, we’ll forget this whole “DieselGate” thing ever happened.


Replies (4)

Kinja'd!!! "beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard" (beardsbynelly-Rikerbeard)
05/27/2017 at 03:17, STARS: 1

They can already roll coal though.

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Kinja'd!!! "slipperysallylikespenguins" (slipperysally)
05/27/2017 at 09:12, STARS: 0

You might have a hard time with that, Q7s are only rated for 6000 lbs or so. ;)

Kinja'd!!! "Speed" (raggedrides)
05/27/2017 at 09:47, STARS: 1

I Googled and found 738ft/lbs. DAFUQ will these do with bolt ons and a tune!?

Kinja'd!!! "LJ909" (lj909)
05/27/2017 at 17:00, STARS: 1

I would consider this a good trade. But I like not being broke. And Audi repair costs are doubled when you add in V12 and diesel into the equation.