What time is it? B-BODY TIME.

Kinja'd!!! by "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
Published 05/27/2017 at 02:10

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One of two square B-bodies I saw on the way home, both Caprice sedans. This was the nicer of the two, the other looked on the way to becoming a half-assed lowrider. Float on, you fat bastards.


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Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
05/27/2017 at 02:24, STARS: 0

For me seeing these is a sign that spring has arrived. The flowers start to bloom, days get warmer, and the blue hairs return from Florida in their 80's Oldsmobile 98s and Pontiac Parisiennes. I see more of those two versions than Caprices anymore.

Kinja'd!!! "just-a-scratch" (just-a-scratch)
05/27/2017 at 02:44, STARS: 0

I still have daydreams of turning one of these into a black and white cop car tubbed and stripped out for drag racing. Lights, siren, push bars, big supercharger poking through the hood, and fat drag slicks out back.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
05/27/2017 at 02:49, STARS: 1

Close enough!

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B/G what’s the difference?

Kinja'd!!! "Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord." (ningaboss)
05/27/2017 at 03:00, STARS: 0

Is it Tonga time?

I think it’s Tonga time.

Kinja'd!!! "With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username" (with-a-g)
05/27/2017 at 03:14, STARS: 0

Sigh. The only B-bodies for me will always be the ‘71 Plymouths.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
05/27/2017 at 06:05, STARS: 0

Ohhhhhhh, very nice! It hasn’t been ruined yet either.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
05/27/2017 at 07:43, STARS: 0

Riding a little high, no? Methinks it’s on its way to becoming a box Chevy.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
05/27/2017 at 07:51, STARS: 0

I think that’s pretty close to stock hieght.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
05/27/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 0

I’ll allow it. They certainly look better.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
05/27/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 0

It was bone stock! Straight bumpers, no mods that I could see.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
05/27/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 0

That would be amazing. I love the stock-car version in Fast & Furious 7 myself, I’d build that in a cop livery.

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
05/27/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 0

Man, I haven’t seen a Parasienne in years! Plenty of Caprices and LeSabres around though.

Kinja'd!!! "Jobjoris" (Jobjoris)
05/27/2017 at 19:04, STARS: 1

SHIP AHOY!

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Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
05/28/2017 at 02:21, STARS: 1

I’ve never seen that footage of the Caprice assembly line before, cool!