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by "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
Published 05/27/2017 at 02:03

Tags: escort ; ford ; not that kind of escort
STARS: 2

Do hookers/escorts count?

I had an escort once in high school. It was my first, and my mom bought her for me. In fact, I was the first of any of my friends. She was a little boxy, but was very sturdy. Not too roomy inside, but I prefer a tight fit.

Yup, a 1995 Ford Escort. You never forget your first.

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Replies (4)

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
05/27/2017 at 02:13, STARS: 2

I always travel with an Escort.

"Svend" (svend)
05/27/2017 at 04:29, STARS: 0

Does Escort magazine count? (yes, there was (not sure if still is) a porn magazine called Fiesta also).

"415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
05/27/2017 at 11:31, STARS: 0

How about Escort Fiesta Magazine?

"Svend" (svend)
05/27/2017 at 12:17, STARS: 0

No there was just Fiesta or Escort magazine.

I’ve not bought one in years, because Internet. Lol.