Marry, Fuck, Kill

by "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
Published 05/26/2017 at 13:13

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I really can’t decide.

Replies (34)

"RT" (rt-p)
05/26/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 3

Fuck BMW, marry Lexus, kill Vauxhall.

Easy.

"Milky" (jordanmielke)
05/26/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 1

Marry the Lexus because everyday dependability.

Fuck the 8 series cause its hot.

Kill the Buick because the ATS/Camaro exist anyways.

"Nibby" (nibby68)
05/26/2017 at 13:15, STARS: 0

none of them

"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
05/26/2017 at 13:16, STARS: 0

Lmao not even a Vauxhall

"itschrome" (itschrome)
05/26/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 1

kill the lexus!!! KILL THE LEXUS!!!!

THE LEXUS IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE BUICK!

oh...

fuck you gm...

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/26/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 3

Marry Buick, fuck Lexus, kill BMW.

Reasoning: Buick is gorgeous and would be the most reliable. Lexus is better looking but long-term prospects are probably less sure. The BMW... just no. Nope.

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/26/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 1

Obviously answer is obvious, there’s a reason only one of these is in production

"RyanFrew" (ryanfrew)
05/26/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 0

Kill the Lexus. Ew. Why does it have wheels from 2003? This is a shame, because I know she’s pretty on the inside.

Fuck the BMW. Has to be after 2am, though. This thing isn’t going to age well, and it’s only attractive from certain angles.

Marry the Buick. She’s beautiful and I can bring her home to mom and dad? Sold.

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/26/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 0

Fine Aston, with a Buick badge

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
05/26/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 2

Marry the Buick

Let the Lexus and BMW fight in tryouts

"Amoore100" (amoore100)
05/26/2017 at 13:26, STARS: 0

EXACTLY.

"Blondude" (Blondude)
05/26/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 0

DD: BMW

Track: Buick

Burn: Lexus

"Dasupersprint - base trim is enough" (dasupersprint)
05/26/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 1

Forget the first two, I would do anything to that brown LC

"Milky" (jordanmielke)
05/26/2017 at 13:30, STARS: 3

“Buick is gorgeous and would be the most reliable”

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/26/2017 at 13:35, STARS: 0

When was that list compiled? I’m calling bullshit on Mitsubishi being more reliable than anything. Or Subaru. Or Volkswagen. What the actual fuck is that list?

"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
05/26/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 0

Yeah, and complete bullshit that Pontiac costs that much more when they are all just rebadged Chevrolets.

"diplodicus" (diplodicus)
05/26/2017 at 13:40, STARS: 1

https://www.yourmechanic.com/article/the-most-and-least-expensive-cars-to-maintain-by-maddy-martin  

It looks like they’re using only data from cars they’ve serviced so there is obviously a lot of missing info.

"RT" (rt-p)
05/26/2017 at 13:48, STARS: 0

Yeah, it’s the Buick Avenir, I’m taking the piss lol (because lots of their current lineup are just rebadged Vauxhalls).

I don’t dislike the Buick concept, but I wouldn’t take it over the other two personally.

"Milky" (jordanmielke)
05/26/2017 at 14:04, STARS: 0

I don’t know anything about YourMechanic but Consumer Reports says the most reliable cars are:

1 Lexus - 2 Toyota - 3 Buick

So either way, Lexus beats Buick.

"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
05/26/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 3

Marry the Buick that’ll never exist.
Fuck the BMW that clearly doesn’t have turn signals.
Kill the rolling Nike advert. :P

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/26/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 0

That still doesn’t translate into a less expensive ownership experience.

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/26/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0

Marry Lexus, fuck BMW, kill Buick.

"Milky" (jordanmielke)
05/26/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 0

That is exactly what YourMechanic looked into. Don’t take it too personally, they don’t make the W-body anymore.

"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
05/26/2017 at 14:39, STARS: 4

Holy hell I just noticed it doesn’t have signals

At least BMW is noticing their target audience.

"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
05/26/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 1

Try using something more up to date next time.

"Milky" (jordanmielke)
05/26/2017 at 14:54, STARS: 0

I mean YourMechanic and the CR thing I found were both from last year. But J.D. Power Bottom also confirms my point that Lexus is more reliable than Buick.

"Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
05/26/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 0

That’s maintenance costs, not how often or likely something breaks. One expensive fix and five cheap fixes could be the same there, but I’d call the one that needs fixing five times less reliable. I think that explains Mitsubishi shoot.

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/26/2017 at 15:17, STARS: 0

*sobs*

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/26/2017 at 15:21, STARS: 0

I’d rather have something break on the Buick. Ever tried fixing a Lexus? Fuck ‘em. Fuck ‘em so hard. Fuck the LS400 right in its stupid everything-is-motorized ass. Wanna fix a gauge cluster? You can fuck yourself first. Power steering? Impossible to get to and engineered to fail stupendeously. Water pump? HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHA.

Source: Very salty about an LS400 I tried to keep running once.

"Audistein" (Audistein)
05/26/2017 at 15:55, STARS: 1

The VW only costs $5600 to maintain because it completely dies before it reaches 75,000 miles anyway.

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/26/2017 at 15:59, STARS: 0

Username checks out

"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
05/26/2017 at 17:38, STARS: 0

Marry: Just perfect

Fuck: Wild

Mistress:Fun with the top down ;)

Kill: Who you wonder why they were ever in your life.

"GE90man" (ge90man)
05/26/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 0

honestly not sure who to believe when it comes to reliability ratings like these, where there are such big differences when certain brands are rated.

"IAN_Z" (theonline)
05/26/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 0

Fuck: Buick

Marry: Lexus

Kill: BMW