Did I just spot Ken Block's next Gymkhana car?

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Published 05/25/2017 at 09:59

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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/25/2017 at 10:07, STARS: 0

I mean, it looks fairly okay done, at least?

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/25/2017 at 10:09, STARS: 0

i’d be impressed if it have a 5.0 swap with a manual and RWD setup

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
05/25/2017 at 10:09, STARS: 7

GOD DAMN YOU PEOPLE STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT THIS CARNAGE

Mercury’s deserve better than this.

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
05/25/2017 at 10:12, STARS: 1

That’s not really fair.. Every car deserves better

Kinja'd!!! "Dave the car guy , still here" (a3dave)
05/25/2017 at 10:13, STARS: 0

I almost barfed when I saw that.

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
05/25/2017 at 10:14, STARS: 3

Well you guys know me and my soft spot for Mercury...and I daily drive a Milan. He should have done this instead:

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Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
05/25/2017 at 10:15, STARS: 1

I’ve seen it many times now.

I still almost barfed.

Kinja'd!!! "Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
05/25/2017 at 10:17, STARS: 2

MontegoMan was going a little stir crazy after selling the Montego. Then he went off the deep end.

About a week long bender of cheap alcohol, varying degrees of illicit drugs, and over-nighted parts from Japan and this is what he turned he DD into.

I hear he is getting the help he needs, but he remains committed to the mods...

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
05/25/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 0

god damn you I’d never disgrace a Mercury like this!

Well, actually, people can do this to a Tracer if they want -those things are such pieces of shit.

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
05/25/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 0

Can someone come do that to my Milan?

The 5.0 RWD swap I mean, not the disturbing appearance mods.

It actually has a tunnel to the back already because they were available in AWD.

Kinja'd!!! "GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo" (jackolson)
05/25/2017 at 10:31, STARS: 0

Really enjoy the mismatched tires with corresponding stickers...what a hero.

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
05/25/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 0

Wow autozone is really stepping up their game.

Kinja'd!!! "Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
05/25/2017 at 11:10, STARS: 0

For some reason I am not as offended as I probably should be. It doesn’t look bad. The only thing that really bothers me are the two spoilers. I agree if this had a crazy RWD swap, it would be awesome.

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
05/25/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 0

I didn’t even notice that foul until you mentioned it

Kinja'd!!! "19JRC99" (19jrc99)
05/25/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 1

I was actually about to joke about this being your car.

Kinja'd!!! "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
05/25/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 0

As I wrote this on FB when this was posted it’s not really stealing, but still apropos.

“Milan-ium Falcon? It’ll do the Grocery run in 12 parsecs.” 

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/25/2017 at 11:43, STARS: 0

When you wanted a hotboi FRS but you got your mom’s old Milan instead

Kinja'd!!! "404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
05/25/2017 at 11:47, STARS: 1

I actually like the Milan over the Fusion of that gen.

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
05/25/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0

Dwhite beat you to it:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1795540730

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
05/25/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0

Me too, there’s more stuff stock that was optional in the Fusion too.

Like my base model V6 has steering wheel controls and nicer seats. Oh and an analog clock so you know that shit’s fancy

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
05/25/2017 at 12:00, STARS: 0

Looks like the only evidence of a swap is the diswasher drain lines coming out the lower front corner of the bumper, so I’m guessing he swapped in a nice Kenmore 13699 or a Bosch 300-series even.

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
05/25/2017 at 13:10, STARS: 3

how you going to be so critical of  a guy, when he is TRYING THAT HARD?...... it takes a LOT of guts to ruin a car like that, and keep driving it. and you never know, he could be working in a small confined garage, unable to stand back far enough away from it to see what it looks like from a distance.

i gotta give this guy some respect, he went WAY out on a limb, with a chainsaw. his kid probably loves the car though.......

Kinja'd!!! "19JRC99" (19jrc99)
05/25/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 0

I see, and it makes me happy that someone got to do it.

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
05/25/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 1

Probably does... only because it reminds him of his early years.

Since dad turned his foam interlocking square play mat into canards.

Kinja'd!!! "MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
05/25/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 0

hahaha

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/26/2017 at 09:08, STARS: 0

kill it with fire.