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Kinja'd!!! by "for Michigan" (formichigan)
Published 05/24/2017 at 23:32

Tags: Everybody has one and they stink ; Pop ; Soda ; Vernors ; shitpost
STARS: 3


Kinja'd!!!

Good: Vernors

Bad: Everything else

I rarely drink pop, but I never turn down a Vernors.


Replies (29)

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/24/2017 at 23:41, STARS: 0

Acceptable-ish.

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/24/2017 at 23:43, STARS: 8

I can get behind this, with one exception

It’s soda, not pop

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
05/24/2017 at 23:50, STARS: 4

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
05/24/2017 at 23:52, STARS: 1

You should have had it back when it could burn out your sinuses. It was awesome.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
05/24/2017 at 23:59, STARS: 5

Pop: OK

Soda: OK

Coke: wut

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
05/25/2017 at 00:02, STARS: 0

I call it soda, but look at the map of Colorado. See that big yellow square near the middle? That’s where I grew up.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
05/25/2017 at 00:07, STARS: 0

Friend of mine from West Virginia insists “Soft Drink” is the proper term, and should be used over any of the others. 

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch" (bman76)
05/25/2017 at 00:31, STARS: 0

Agreed

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/25/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 2

There certainly are a lot of people out there who are wrong

Kinja'd!!! "Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition" (realasabass)
05/25/2017 at 00:42, STARS: 0

I think it’s because you got it out of a Coke machine or cooler. That is at least what I thought as a kid. It was like Coke was the parent company and all the others where sub brands. No one drank Pepsi where I grew up and it was even a detriment to restaurants like Taco Bell. I am not joking.

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
05/25/2017 at 06:05, STARS: 1

Growing up, I remember Vernors being so strong that it was nearly impossible to drink it without burning your nostrils.

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
05/25/2017 at 06:10, STARS: 4

I won’t begrudge you your choice to call it soda, but as a Michigander who only likes Vernors (and maybe a few Faygo flavors from time to time), you’re never going to convince me to call it anything but pop.

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/25/2017 at 06:21, STARS: 0

Even though the box says “soda”.

You’re worse than those fuckin’ bennys who call pork roll “Taylor Ham”.

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
05/25/2017 at 06:23, STARS: 1

I’m not saying it isn’t soda, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t pop.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
05/25/2017 at 06:40, STARS: 0

Heh. I grew up on the west coast, mostly California. That map is wrong for 1980's Cali. You go to a restaurant and they ask you what you’d like to drink, you say coke. Then they ask what kind, so you say mountain dew (or whatever, just pulled that out as the furthest thing from actual Coke.)

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
05/25/2017 at 07:10, STARS: 1

Read the Vernor’s box in your photo, sir

Kinja'd!!! "Matsayz" (matsayz)
05/25/2017 at 08:13, STARS: 0

You’re missing Faygo damnit!

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
05/25/2017 at 08:39, STARS: 0

Fellow Michigander here, and northern Ohio native, I get a kick out of the way soft drinks and what people call them can get folks all riled up. But it’s always been pop, always will be pop, anything else just doesn’t feel right. Lol.

At least no one here is calling it a fucking fizzy drink, or soda pop... like the Brit commenter on the fountain pop post. I mean really, pick one, either soda or pop, but by all means never call a pop a friggin fizzy drink.... I believe you’d get your ass kicked for sayin something like that around here. ;).

That map post is pretty cool to see the regional-ness of the terms.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/25/2017 at 08:56, STARS: 0

If mixing with Jameson: Canada Dry

If mixing with Fireball: Vernors

If Sick: Canada Dry

If the two are side by side and I’m healthy and there’s nothing else to drink: Vernors

If not mixing: Grace’s Ginger Beer, every time.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
05/25/2017 at 09:02, STARS: 1

I miss it. I wish they hadn’t changed it. I hardly ever drink Vernors anymore because it seems way too sweet.

Kinja'd!!! "ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback" (armadaexpress)
05/25/2017 at 10:02, STARS: 0

I like adding some Gin to my Ginger Soda....mmmmmm.

Kinja'd!!! "ivnic8" (sasgxl)
05/25/2017 at 11:58, STARS: 1

If you like the burning sensation with ginger ale, let me point you to Blenheim:

http://www.blenheimgingerale.com/

Get the one with the pink cap.

This stuff is brewed/bottled at South of The Border in SC.

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
05/25/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 0

Pop + Liquor = No

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
05/25/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 0

Dark Pop + Liquor = No

ftfy

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
05/25/2017 at 12:39, STARS: 0

I think I need to try some of this.

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/25/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 0

Your first problem is that it’s called soda.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
05/25/2017 at 18:12, STARS: 0

Dr.Pepper + Mt. Gay Rum = Best*

*Citation: Book of Facts

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/06/2017 at 18:24, STARS: 0

I wish they still made it with the old recipe. The newer mass-produced stuff isn’t as good. :-(

Still, it’s about the best drinking ginger ale there is.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
06/06/2017 at 18:27, STARS: 1

I remember when it was like a smooth-drinking ginger beer. Haven’t encountered anything quite like it since.