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Kinja'd!!! by "boredalways" (boredalway666)
Published 05/23/2017 at 07:58

Tags: good morning oppo
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I feel sorry for folks going to the Indy 500 now more than ever.

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Replies (22)

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
05/23/2017 at 08:01, STARS: 1

I don’t know how anyone can smile knowing they look like that. Maybe the guy is just blind or something.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/23/2017 at 08:02, STARS: 2

a buffer image would be useful with that pic

you’d have a better chance of seeing me in drag than wearing that.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/23/2017 at 08:09, STARS: 0

That’s not in drag?

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
05/23/2017 at 08:11, STARS: 1

Not gonna lie, that thing looks comfortable to wear in the 115F weather we get here.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/23/2017 at 08:12, STARS: 1

idk wtf it is, other than scary.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/23/2017 at 08:13, STARS: 0

intellectually challenged perhaps

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/23/2017 at 08:16, STARS: 0

I’m pretty sure “rompers” like that are for long legged skinny girls. IMO any way.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/23/2017 at 08:21, STARS: 1

definitely not an average height male who is slightly overweight.

Kinja'd!!! "TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
05/23/2017 at 08:34, STARS: 2

That guy is so going to get his ass kicked when he mouths off to someone after one to many four loco’s.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/23/2017 at 09:11, STARS: 0

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/local-news/indiana-designer-creates-indy-500-themed-rompers-for-men

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/23/2017 at 09:12, STARS: 0

Oddly, I’m curious to see that.

Will gladly wait until Halloween.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/23/2017 at 09:12, STARS: 0

It’s for sale after a successful Kickstarter.

Link got Kinja’d

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/23/2017 at 09:13, STARS: 0

Don’t worry, he won’t be the only one.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/23/2017 at 09:17, STARS: 1

Not sure who from Jalopnik will be at the race, but the losers should be forced to wear one.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
05/23/2017 at 09:20, STARS: 0

I can imagine most of the FP bloggers/writers would seriously wear these.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
05/23/2017 at 09:27, STARS: 1

successful Kickstarter

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Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/23/2017 at 09:37, STARS: 1

once hell freezes over

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
05/23/2017 at 20:19, STARS: 0

Wearing this to Oppo rally lead to 200 points or DQL?

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/23/2017 at 20:28, STARS: 0

DQL.

And hazing.

And your ass kicked.

And all of it recorded.

In landscape.

Not portrait.

And thanks to the internet, we’ll never let you forget it.*

*unless you lost a bet. mad props 4 lyfe if you pay up on lost bet.

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
05/23/2017 at 20:52, STARS: 1

I have a friend who is an amateur photographer. she gets an email. “this going to sound weird. but I need some nude photographs. I’m willing to pay you to hire 2 bodyguards, and a place of your choosing. willing to pay $$$$” guys shows up to hotel, really nice suit, Mercedes. 2 of her friends (ex football players) pat the guy down. walk into the motel., she takes the photos and mails the photos and negatives to him. turns out he lost a superbowl bet.   

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
05/23/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 1

What a stand up guy.

But it could have been worse (trigger warning)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3595290/These-100-000-boobs-Compulsive-male-gambler-got-BREAST-IMPLANTS-win-bet-friend-finally-asks-38C-cups-removed-20-YEARS.html

Kinja'd!!! "gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
05/23/2017 at 22:00, STARS: 1

i wouldn’t leave the house

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