by "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
Published 05/22/2017 at 13:22
by "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
Published 05/22/2017 at 13:22
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You may have noticed over the weekend that pictures of Donald Trump, the leaders of Saudi Arabia and Egypt, and a glowing orb, were
circulating the meme-o-sphere
. Apparently this orb is in the lobby of Saudi Arabia’s new World Center for Conquering Extremist Thought.
The complex is billed as Saudi Arabia’s headquarters for countering extremists’ messaging, with more than 200 data analysts working to monitor and analyse their online activity in real time.
Local media reported that the leaders’ placing their hands on the globe “officially activated the centre and launched a splashy welcome video”.
My first thought is that the World Center for Conquering Extremist Thought sounds very similar to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good (and who wanna learn to do other stuff good too) .
Look at Trump, wry, smug, half smile on his face, perhaps thinking to himself, “I’m so awesome, I managed to come to Saudi Arabia and say
RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM
a bunch of times (but in slightly different words, even though I really mean
RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM
) to a bunch of Muslim Arabs. They obviously agree with me that
RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM
is bad because they made this whole center just to fight it. It’s gonna be great. I have all the best people on it. So many data analysts. It’s the most amazing collection of data analysts in the world fighting
RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM.
”
Look at Melania, vacant look in her eyes, wondering how the fates conspired against her to bring her to this situation. The poor woman just wants her rumpled, long tie wearing husband to not hold her hand .
“This motherfucker can put his hands on this stupid orb with these other politicians but I’m not joining in this farce.”
Either that or King Salman bin Abdulaziz of Saudi Arabia, a nation that grants women slightly more rights than it does to house plants, would not allow Melania to touch the glowing orb of evil Conquering Extremist Thought .
The king appears distracted by someone in the crowd. Maybe he saw a woman trying to get a job at the World Center for Conquering Extremist Thought and became very worried. Either that or he’s thinking, “oh look, a mosquito!”
Egyptian president Abdel Fattah al-Sisi seems to be in pain, or perhaps the pained expression on his face is one of worry that joining minds telepathically with Donald Trump will cause him to experience spontaneous comb-over growth, but then again, this is a man for whom smiling looks like this:
Yes, the orb is really just a glowing globe, and nothing sinister, unless that’s exactly what the Psychotectic Treatment Center World Center for Conquering Extremist Thought wants us to believe.
Even Satan himself wants no part of the orb.
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"whoarder is tellurium" (whoarder)
05/22/2017 at 13:27, STARS: 0
Damn... I seem to have misplaced my tinfoil.
Better run to Costco for another pallet of the stuff.
"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
05/22/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 1
Is that Steven Tyler next to Trump?
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
05/22/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 4
Hmm...
http://jalopnik.com/five-things-nobody-over-the-age-of-20-should-have-in-th-1685457611
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
05/22/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 1
That’s actually the Oppositelock Moderator Fortress of Doom HQ.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/22/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 0
Leave Melania alone! She just wants to not have to hold the Donald’s hand!
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/22/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 0
Can you combine your powers?
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"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
05/22/2017 at 13:39, STARS: 1
I get it, she just wants to Dream On about empty hands.
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
05/22/2017 at 13:48, STARS: 2
It’s dangerous to cross the streams
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/22/2017 at 14:08, STARS: 0
I assumed it’s one of Sauron’s seeing stones.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/22/2017 at 14:24, STARS: 2
You and this guy.
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"Sweet Trav" (thespunbearing)
05/22/2017 at 14:27, STARS: 0
Does anyone else see the the irony in having World Center for Conquering Extremist Thought in Saudi Arabia? Perhaps they should start at home first...
"BritishLeyland™" (leylandcars)
05/22/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 1
Steve Bannon is having the time of his life there!
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/22/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 1
A more accurate name for the facility is The Saudi Arabian Center of See, We’re Totally Trying to Help Fight Terrorists, Honest!
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/22/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 0
So many potential new investments for his next “ documentary .”
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
05/22/2017 at 14:46, STARS: 0
Steve-o looks shook.
"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/22/2017 at 14:50, STARS: 1
I need to see if there’s a website for the Islamic Center of Da’Fuq Did I Just Read.
I find it interesting, it’s sort of like going to a Swiss Banking Conference in 1944 and complaining about the Nazis. Everyone would just smile and nod.