by "PS9" (PS9)
Published 05/21/2017 at 20:51
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Now that I have confessed to the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever done, what’s yours?
"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
05/21/2017 at 21:08, STARS: 0
The best thing about this movie was how they’d use a wipe between scenes to try to trick you into thinking you were watching Star Wars.
"PS9" (PS9)
05/21/2017 at 21:09, STARS: 0
Too bad they didn’t also copy the good directing, cinematography, practical effects and well written, not-stupid characters and good acting. If they had, maybe we’d all be like, “Man, I wish the prequels were as good as Battlefield Earth was.”
"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
05/21/2017 at 21:12, STARS: 2
It was pretty great watching Forest Whitaker give the least shit-giving performance in film history.
Seriously, it’s the acting equivalent of a high school senior on the last day of school.
"Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
05/21/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 1
With a L. Ron Hubbard scenario and funded by the scientology, I’m not sure what you expected haha :)
"PS9" (PS9)
05/21/2017 at 21:19, STARS: 0
Well I didn’t know about all that until much later. I still feel bad about giving my money to those creeps and not even getting a good movie out of the deal.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
05/21/2017 at 21:26, STARS: 0
Never saw it. I did see Ultraviolet in the theater, though. That was a mistake.
"McMike" (mcmike)
05/21/2017 at 21:28, STARS: 0
I saw this in the theaters. It was bad.
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"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/21/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0
I’ll admit to watching jury duty in the theater. Me, my friend and maybe three other weirdos
"JeepJeremy" (jeepjeremy)
05/21/2017 at 22:29, STARS: 1
Battlefield Earth is one of the best bad movies ever. I have to watch it anytime it’s on! It’s so fucking terrible!!!
"Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
05/21/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 0
haha, I feel worse about those in scientology who are forced to look at this movie like it’s some kind of profound biography of some kind :)
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
05/21/2017 at 23:33, STARS: 0
I watched it in the theater and I enjoyed it. Not as they intended, obviously, but you will never see another movie so delightfully over-acted and with such ludicrous dialogue. Yet I walked out of the movie Hairspray (the musical version, not the awesome original).
"merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
05/21/2017 at 23:55, STARS: 0
Waterworld... need I say more?
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/22/2017 at 05:28, STARS: 0
Lantana and Suicide Squad.
"PS9" (PS9)
05/22/2017 at 09:47, STARS: 0
You mean the Academy Award winning suicide squad?
I’m not joking about that. Suicide Squad got an oscar.
"X37.9XXS" (x379xxs)
05/22/2017 at 10:08, STARS: 0
I actually read the book
"Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
05/22/2017 at 10:59, STARS: 0
I paid to watch Fate of the Furious in theaters. I am deeply ashamed of it.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/22/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 0
Yep that one
"NJAnon" (NJAnon)
05/22/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 0
House of the Dead. That was the day Sega lied to me again.