Things that have been on sale for too long.

Kinja'd!!! by "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
Published 05/21/2017 at 19:37

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This truck. It’s been for sale for a bit over a year IIRC. If it weren’t in such a hideous color, I’d be interested.

Why?

1. It’s in that hideous shade of catheter bag yellow

2. It’s got the old 5.4

3. It was exported to PR, then back here again. Which I find kinda odd.

4. The interior looks like a booger factory (Look at the last picture)

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Replies (25)

Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
05/21/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 3

That color is awesome. Stop the hate :o)

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/21/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 1

That color is awful. Wasn’t the 5.4 a dog motor too?

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/21/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 4

No, that color means you’re dehydrated.

Kinja'd!!! "promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
05/21/2017 at 19:42, STARS: 0

It also doesn’t help that it’s a 4x4 but not an FX-4.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/21/2017 at 19:42, STARS: 1

Yeah, haha.

The 5.4 was known for grenading itself somehow IIRC.

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
05/21/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 4

This doesn’t confirm that you bought a truck. 0/10 post.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/21/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 3

It’s a truck, not pee.

Kinja'd!!! "facw" (facw)
05/21/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 2

This is of course why we can only get so many cars in black, white, silver, gray, blue, or red. Dealers don’t want to get end up stuck with something odd.

Of course, something seems really off if they didn’t even bother to clean the interior. Do that and fix the tailgate dent if you want to sell it for $20k.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/21/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 0

mmmmmmmmmkaayyy

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/21/2017 at 19:45, STARS: 2

No, the truck has a clear membrane surrounding it that can be filled with liquid, namely pee.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
05/21/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 1

Yea that’s butt. However I bet that if you decided to go look at it, it would sell the day before you plan to go. As that is what happened to me 3 times in a row when trying to buy a little truck;)

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/21/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 1

Exactly. I can’t imagine this truck was optioned and then sent to the dealer, must have been a custom order. Why somebody would import it to Puerto Rico, then export it again is beyond me.

And yeah, these are the same pictures they’ve been using since they first got it on the lot.

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Here it is on Street View in October 2016, ahah.

Kinja'd!!! "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/21/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 3

Smells like asparagus

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/21/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 1

Do you plan on doing that?

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/21/2017 at 19:48, STARS: 0

I could probably offer $15,000 and they’d take it haha.

Luckily, that only happens to me when I’m seriously considering something. With my Audi A6, I was only half serious and ended up with the car.

Kinja'd!!! "dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
05/21/2017 at 19:48, STARS: 1

and this is why we get stuck with boring shit like silver and gray :(

People hating on the cool colors makes dealers not want to stock them and the car companies not want to make/offer them

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/21/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 0

yes

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/21/2017 at 19:50, STARS: 1

Well, also because nobody buys them.

Example in hand.

Kinja'd!!! "TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo" (drivesaswedishcarmadeinbelgium-)
05/21/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 1

5.4 3V is one of those motors that got a bad reputation from bad owners. It does not like missed or extended oil changes. The ones that got regular oil changes will hit 200k no problem.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
05/21/2017 at 19:59, STARS: 1

Yea that must always be the way (when seriously considering). There we’re Rangers galore before I got really serious. Then I passed on one that I drove, and the next three sold before I got there. Then I spent another 3 weeks deciding if I would pay the small (nice) truck premium. I finally bought one from the most cliche used car place ever. 

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/21/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 1

The truck premium is real. Especially with like Tacomas, which literally barely depreciate at all until they’re at least 8 years old.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
05/21/2017 at 21:13, STARS: 2

Sounds like urine trouble then.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/21/2017 at 21:17, STARS: 1

I agree.

Kinja'd!!! "Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve)
05/21/2017 at 22:29, STARS: 1

My mothers Expedition motor did explode....

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/22/2017 at 05:37, STARS: 1

lowball them, and repaint it