Dream Garage: Villain Startup Edition

Kinja'd!!! by "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
Published 05/21/2017 at 15:26

Tags: Dream Garage
STARS: 3


Kinja'd!!!

You have decided to switch to a life of villainy. Unfortunately your local Credit Union was unable to maximize your small business loan and you only have $65,000 in the budget for the purchase of two vehicles that will be iconic to your villainous image. Keep the following in mind:

Only one of the vehicles can be black.

They need to create an image of you as an experienced and successful mastermind in order to attract your first henchmen and quickly gain respect within the underbelly of society.

Neither of these vehicles need to be daily drivers since you aren’t going to quit your day job...yet.

*Bonus Challenge: Cut the budget to $42,000 for two vehicles and avoid anything from British brands and/or any brand under current FCA.

Find some dastardly rides and as always, enjoy yo’selves.


Replies (18)

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
05/21/2017 at 15:36, STARS: 1

E38 7-Series (what, $12k for an absolutely mint one?)

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Maserati Quattroporte (~$45k)

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Kinja'd!!! "FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem" (fuelstratifiedinjection)
05/21/2017 at 15:43, STARS: 0

http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=244614195&utm_source=sharedAd&utm_medium=android

Mercedes-Benz S 600 L

http://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=242115229&utm_source=sharedAd&utm_medium=android

Mercedes-Benz SL 320

$42,000 are about €37,200.

Kinja'd!!! "G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
05/21/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 0

Previous-gen Quattroporte GTS ($45k for a decent one in black)

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CL55 Kompressor ($18k for a really nice one, $2k on wheels and tires).

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Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
05/21/2017 at 15:49, STARS: 0

So I’m taking an AMG S Class

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2011-Mercedes-Benz-S-Class-Base-Sedan-4-Door-/162522232430?hash=item25d714766e:g:SZgAAOSwhvFZH2QX&vxp=mtr

and a A8 L

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2001-Audi-A8-L-Sedan-4-Door-/142389318395?hash=item21271092fb:g:2kwAAOSw7U5Y99y6&vxp=mtr

Can’t find a non black A8 but one is bound to come up.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
05/21/2017 at 15:57, STARS: 1

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‘69-70 Fleetwood 75, and a Marauder. I’ll spend all that leftover cash customizing them - mostly on the Caddy so it can stop/turn/go.

Kinja'd!!! "KnowsAboutCars" (knowsaboutcars)
05/21/2017 at 16:08, STARS: 0

‘75 Cadillac 60 Special Fleetwood Talisman

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‘69 Mercury Cougar

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Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
05/21/2017 at 16:17, STARS: 1

Nothing says villain like a Bentally Insane by Andy Saunders.

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Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
05/21/2017 at 16:18, STARS: 0

A black V6 Camry with a lotus supercharger (gotta blend in), & a white mid trim Jeep Wrangler for off road spying.

Kinja'd!!! "PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
05/21/2017 at 16:25, STARS: 2

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By exploiting the flaw in your question (like a villian), I’d spend zero dollars on stealing a Facel-Vega, which would be escorted by a Pingauer filled with armed henchmen.

Kinja'd!!! "rockingthe2" (unpredictable-swerve)
05/21/2017 at 16:40, STARS: 0

Got this, seeing as you werent specific as to what wretched villian I can be, I choose black market exotic animal dealer. I’m gonna need some space to transport everything, so I’m going for:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/2009-audi-rs6-avant-5.0tfsi-v10-tiptronic-570-bhp/1241808842

We may need to add illegally grey market importing an 09 RS6 avant to my resume... $27k, but I’ll probably talk him down to $25, and lets say $32k after everything like importing to Canada and vin swapping and all....

Past that, 07 Dodge 3500 Diesel, I have $33k to spend on it, I’m fairly sure I can make that work. Make it a very very dark gray

Kinja'd!!! "misfitmascots" (misfitmascots)
05/21/2017 at 16:46, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "RT" (rt-p)
05/21/2017 at 17:12, STARS: 3

Jaguar XKR in British Racing Green, because Jaaag.

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Maserati Quattroporte GTS in black, because obvious.

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Or, bonus challenge:

BMW 850CSi in black, since it looks like a shark.

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Holden HSV Clubsport R8 in grey, since it looks like a very angry shark.

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Kinja'd!!! "Audistein" (Audistein)
05/21/2017 at 17:43, STARS: 0

I used to have a non-black A8L and now I drive a black AMG S-Class.

Am...am I an evil villain?

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
05/21/2017 at 17:50, STARS: 1

Sure why not. I mean you are on OPPO after all.

Kinja'd!!! "BritishLeyland™" (leylandcars)
05/21/2017 at 17:56, STARS: 2

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Wait, am I doing this right?

Kinja'd!!! "GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo" (jackolson)
05/21/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 0

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E60 M5

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03-04 Terminator Mustang Cobra

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/22/2017 at 05:46, STARS: 0

black Chrysler 300c

white Ford Transit.

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
05/22/2017 at 15:06, STARS: 0

2007 Corvette Z06 $29,925

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2014 Aston Martin Vanquish Coupe - $179,995

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I am over budget, but I am a Villain, so I win!