by "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
Published 05/19/2017 at 22:35
by "Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
Published 05/19/2017 at 22:35
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STARS: 16
Worst. Parent. Ever.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/19/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 2
You are horrible.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
05/19/2017 at 22:38, STARS: 3
Do you want xenomorphs? This is how you get xenomorphs.
"CB" (jrcb)
05/19/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 2
Do you want SIDS? Because that’s how you get SIDS.
Also, who the hell made this product?
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/19/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 2
Amazon Prime! He’s two. He loves his plushy bunny and xenomorph!
"CB" (jrcb)
05/19/2017 at 22:42, STARS: 1
One day, he’s going to understand the reference, and go “dad, what the fuck .”
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/19/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 3
You should get a plushie Twingo.
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/19/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 0
It’s going in his baby book!
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/19/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 0
It’s on the list. Although he loves trucks.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/19/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 1
Aaaaack! No!
And this is from a dad who has a flesh eating bacteria plush.
"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
05/19/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 0
This is amazing.
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/19/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 2
I gotta balance out all the Paw Patrol and Lion Guard with something right?
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/19/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 0
<.<
>.>
You know, an insider... a Deep Throat if you will... has informed me that the Twingo could possibly perhaps be BOF potentially...
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/19/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0
Paw Patrol?! Wow, you really are on a mission to mess up your kid.
Also, if you’re gonna do this, do it right. Turn the plush into a cup cozy with the straw coming out the ventral side.
"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
05/19/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0
Is there a Puffalump version of this?
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/19/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 2
Well it was that or Fox News so...
Great idea!
"aquila121" (aquila121)
05/20/2017 at 05:43, STARS: 1
Agreed. The moment of realization will probably look like this:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=108
"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
05/20/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 0
I have that plush
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/20/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 0
He loves it. Mrs. Spaceball not so much.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/20/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 0
Nice rug
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/20/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 0
woot.com
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/20/2017 at 11:17, STARS: 0
My wife picked up a rug last month and it looks like the damned Star Spangled Banner in our living room.
“What do you think?”
“Well... it’s a little patriotic...?”
“... Oh crap. It is.”
"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two)
05/20/2017 at 11:20, STARS: 0
Blame it on the lighting in the store