Wiffleballtony's Quick Guide to Classification

Kinja'd!!! by "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
Published 05/18/2017 at 22:37

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If you’ve been granted a clearance and deemed need to know you’ll be given access to classified information appropriate to your level and program.

Step 1: You’ll be briefed and shown how to access your Security Classification Guide or DD Form 254. Which explains in excruciating detail exactly what is classified.

Step 2: Don’t discuss with anyone you’re not sure is authorized.

Step 3: If you’re not sure talk to the originator of the information. If you’re the president, I guarantee they’ll let you know.


Replies (5)

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
05/18/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 0

Which level forces me to live in the Nevada desert?

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/18/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 2

Super super dee duper clearance. It involves the cone of silence.

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
05/19/2017 at 00:12, STARS: 2

I’m thinking about setting up a SIPRNET server in my bathroom. Please advise.

Kinja'd!!! "Leadbull" (leadbull911)
05/19/2017 at 00:27, STARS: 0

You’d best be Russian to flush that idea down the drain

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/19/2017 at 09:36, STARS: 0

What a crappy idea