I give up.

Kinja'd!!! by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 05/18/2017 at 18:23

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Kinja'd!!!

Cars are not meant to be clean.

I have no clue what the black grains are. Bug shit. I dunno.


Replies (12)

Kinja'd!!! "LOREM IPSUM" (lorem---ipsum)
05/18/2017 at 18:26, STARS: 0

I do not think that I have washed either of my cars yet this year. Every time I think about doing it, it starts raining.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
05/18/2017 at 18:26, STARS: 3

It is pollen season so all our cars have turned to yellow

Kinja'd!!! "BeaterGT" (beatergt)
05/18/2017 at 18:29, STARS: 0

Meguiars Quik Detailer STAT!

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
05/18/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 0

There’s like one month a year when there’s nothing falling on the car and it can stay clean. First you have snow & salt, which gives way to rain and mud, and then pollen, then you get to clean your car in July, then you have fall pollen, then leaves, then back to snow and salt.

And it does not help that my driveway is unpaved. So during July where it’s sunny, the driveway dries out and the car gets covered in dust.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
05/18/2017 at 18:35, STARS: 0

I used to have a yellow car. I used to be immune to this.

Of course yellow cars have their own issues... they attract bees.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
05/18/2017 at 18:40, STARS: 2

 

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Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
05/18/2017 at 18:52, STARS: 0

Mine is absolutely disgusting.

Kinja'd!!! "NJAnon" (NJAnon)
05/18/2017 at 18:53, STARS: 0

Trees? Always good to keep the spray and clay bar handy. :P

(if at all possible NEVER park near trees if you’re parking a car you care about)

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
05/18/2017 at 18:54, STARS: 0

I don’t even know how to use a clay bar let alone own one.

Kinja'd!!! "Speed" (raggedrides)
05/18/2017 at 19:00, STARS: 0

Dirty Beemin’ still Beemin’ tho’!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "NJAnon" (NJAnon)
05/18/2017 at 19:05, STARS: 0

Well now is the time. I didn’t really know about the detailing accessories either until I got tired of seeing the black spots on my white mazda protege even after washing.

someone was like “dude you need to clay that car. the whole car.” and it worked. Just use the spray (liberally if you want) while you clay the specific areas so you don’t mess up the cars surface.

Kinja'd!!! "vondon302" (vondon302)
05/18/2017 at 19:23, STARS: 0

I hear ya. Between the birds and the pollen ugh.