Standing under a nuclear explosion

Kinja'd!!! by "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
Published 05/18/2017 at 17:32

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In 1957, the US Air Force wanted to know what it would be like to stand directly under an air-detonated nuclear missile. So they got five guys—all USAF officers—to stand on the test range so they could film the results (the cameraman was the only one who didn’t volunteer for the job). The 2-kiloton missile, designed to be launched into the center of a fleet of attacking Soviet bombers, was fired from a Northrop F-89 Scorpion at an altitude of 18,500 feet. Though the men in the video lived into their 60s and 80s, there were thousands more who volunteered for similar “downwind” tests, only to develop cancers and other illnesses later in life. The US government has since paid out over $8 million to these volunteers. These tests were carried out to demonstrate that nukes were “safe,” though it seems that these 5 guys were the lucky ones.

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Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
05/18/2017 at 17:39, STARS: 1

Reminds me of these poor boys who had to run into a ground zero. @ 1:38 they start running

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Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/18/2017 at 17:40, STARS: 2

Today, nobody would sign up for that at any amount of money. Except Marines. They’d pay you for the privilege.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/18/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 2

If nukes were safe, wouldn’t they be pointless?

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/18/2017 at 17:46, STARS: 1

Government logic. Remember, this is the same outfit that thought it would be a good idea to fly a giant airplane around the country with a functioning nuclear reactor inside.

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Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/18/2017 at 17:47, STARS: 0

Probably where a lot of the 8 mil went. Also, interesting choice of music for that video.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/18/2017 at 17:48, STARS: 0

See the video that Jarod Rose posted in this thread.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/18/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 1

Over the top, boys. Might as well be running into machine guns.

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
05/18/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 2

^dem’s fax

Kinja'd!!! "kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
05/18/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 1

I would. That would be a pretty awesome experience.

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
05/18/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 2

In today’s Air Force, the officers would have volunteered to order their NCOs to do it. At 0500 on a Saturday. And if anyone protested this decision “YOU RAISED YOUR RIGHT HAND, DIDN’T YOU?!”

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/18/2017 at 18:11, STARS: 0

Good thing they have rifles

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/18/2017 at 18:11, STARS: 0

You mean it’s not?

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
05/18/2017 at 18:15, STARS: 2

Uh not this one

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/18/2017 at 18:16, STARS: 0

Well, I don’t think it’s a very good idea.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/18/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 4

Well it IS pretty safe, bearing in mind the distances involved in keeping high energy Alpha and beta particles which go away rapidly

“The level of initial nuclear radiation decreases rapidly with distance from the fireball to where less than one roentgen may be received five miles from ground zero. In addition, initial radiation lasts only as long as nuclear fission occurs in the fireball. Initial nuclear radiation represents about 3 percent of the total energy in a nuclear explosion.

Though people close to ground zero may receive lethal doses of radiation, they are concurrently being killed by the blast wave and thermal pulse.”

Its the particulate matter irradiated with Neutron and Gamma radiation thats the trouble. and with an air burst those are pretty minimal and are carried away nicely to someplace else. These guys aren’t lucky, only in as much as the scientists that ran this test were right about their radiation assumptions.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/18/2017 at 18:21, STARS: 0

Oh, there you go again with your science . Party pooper.

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
05/18/2017 at 18:23, STARS: 2

Not this Marine. Then again, there was a reason I got out after six years.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/18/2017 at 18:28, STARS: 0

But, people do it all the time.

Pictured: giant airplane flying around the country with a functioning nuclear reactor inside.

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Kinja'd!!! "Nauraushaun" (nauraushaun12)
05/18/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 0

Why were they doing that!?

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/18/2017 at 18:42, STARS: 1

But nuclear bombs aren’t really reactors. Until triggered, they’re really pretty safe, unless a 2000-pound inert bomb crashes on your house. The reactor in the NB-36 was fissioning all the while it was flying over the US heartland.

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
05/18/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 1

The music was indeed interesting

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
05/18/2017 at 18:47, STARS: 0

Yep they provided a lot of protection I’m sure

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/18/2017 at 18:49, STARS: 0

Yeah, I know, but you didn’t specify continually reacting; so, I’m still gonna take credit for being clever. :D

Anyway, that Convair was never really in service, was it? I thought it was only the one used to test the feasibility of having a reactor in flight?

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
05/18/2017 at 18:51, STARS: 0

My history professor at college explained this used to be a drill for if we ever had to go to war with the USSR. Bomb the city and storm the aftermath.

Don’t quote me on that though I’m paraphrasing

Kinja'd!!! "cesariojpn" (cesariojpn)
05/18/2017 at 19:20, STARS: 0

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Those poor horses.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/18/2017 at 19:32, STARS: 1

Pedants gonna pedant. ;)

Only 1 NB-36 was ever built. They realized that it was horrible, this idea.

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/18/2017 at 19:37, STARS: 1

Thank you for your (apparently rational) service!

Kinja'd!!! "Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
05/18/2017 at 19:38, STARS: 1

Consolation prize: A ride in an overloaded V22 that’s 6 month late on maintenance :D (thank you for your service)

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
05/18/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 1

It’s not really his science, or he wouldn’t have used quotes.

Kinja'd!!! "BJ" (benjamin-bignell)
05/18/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 4

Since no-one else has said it, let me be the first:

JEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY!

You’ve got to be at the intersection of maximum stupidity and maximum bravery to “volunteer” for something like that.

FUCK, NO. NO, THANK YOU. NEVER.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/18/2017 at 20:45, STARS: 1

Well I am an academic, after all.

Thank goodness for the wisdom of our US government.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/18/2017 at 21:16, STARS: 0

I’ll bet it was good for their career.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/18/2017 at 23:17, STARS: 0

This was such a faf. I mean, they are upwind of the immediate danger, but holy hell. the idea was to prove out the tactics and methodology for using a field fired tactical weapon to break a soviet tank line. I mean...yeah it works but at what cost.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/18/2017 at 23:18, STARS: 1

I have no science. Peanut butter and jelly is still a mystery to me...WHY DOES IT WORK?!

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
05/18/2017 at 23:29, STARS: 0

Indeed. There was that time we dropped a nuke on Albuquerque. In 1957 the Air Force mistakenly dropped an H bomb from a B-36 on Albuquerque while coming in on approach. Only the conventional explosives detonated on impact leaving a big hole in the ground. There was also the time in 1950 that a plane carrying a nuke crashed into the Monzano Mountaints immediately next to Albuquerque, although to be fair there are quite a few cases of planes with nukes crashing. We actually have a surprising number of nukes sitting somewhere out there on the seabed that have never been found and recovered.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/19/2017 at 00:35, STARS: 1

Then there was this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_Damascus_Titan_missile_explosion

Kinja'd!!! "Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
05/19/2017 at 02:21, STARS: 0

That’s akin to asking what five means.

Kinja'd!!! "TorqueToYield" (torquetoyield)
05/19/2017 at 07:25, STARS: 1

“carried away nicely to someplace else” That’s a bit worrisome.

‘Hey, where’s this someplace else?’ ‘Eh, don’t worry about it, it got carried away nicely, somewhere else, not here, now stand under this nuke like a good soldier and stop asking questions’. 

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
05/19/2017 at 07:54, STARS: 0

At the time I am not ever fully sure they were aware of a cost. Or if the government was they certainly were not going to tell the public about it. 

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/19/2017 at 09:07, STARS: 0

Mostly where I live. also the rest of the world too

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
05/19/2017 at 09:08, STARS: 0

Yeah I don’t think they knew. Scary time to volunteer. My neighbor was the for the bikini island tests... He’s got some stories

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
05/19/2017 at 09:37, STARS: 2

See also Goldsboro NC. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash  

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Three of the four arming circuits had fired, a single low voltage firing circuit failed preventing the bomb from detonating.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/19/2017 at 09:39, STARS: 0

Can we just be done with nukes? Please?

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
05/19/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 0

You have something against MAD?

Seriously, when your defense strategy goes by the acronym of MAD... I’m really not sure what to say about that.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/19/2017 at 11:13, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
05/19/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 0

I can imagine