I want to tear my eyes out.

by "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
Published 05/18/2017 at 12:25

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I saw a white 911 with bunny rabbit ears on it during Easter/Passover time and now I’m wondering if it’s the same car. Who else would ruin a 911 like this. Someone needs to stop old white women.

Replies (27)

"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
05/18/2017 at 12:26, STARS: 4

I put eyelashes on Charlie, but my brother pulled them off. :(

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
05/18/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 1

Must of obscured her vision of the lines as well.

"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
05/18/2017 at 12:28, STARS: 0

I saw a donked 996 once. It was awful.

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
05/18/2017 at 12:29, STARS: 0

Was it an non-996 911 though? I would do this and safari a 996 because why not but a 997... nooooo

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
05/18/2017 at 12:31, STARS: 0

I would love to do everything to a 996. Would be hysterical. Any other Porsche though noooo

"XJDano" (xjdano)
05/18/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 1

I’m ok with it. Looks dumb, but personal preference.

"smobgirl" (smobgirl)
05/18/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 1

Needs some earrings on the mirrors to complete the look.

"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
05/18/2017 at 12:37, STARS: 0

And parked in a wheel chair spot on top of that!

"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
05/18/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 3

I actually love these things and think a 911 is pretty much the perfect vehicle for them.

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
05/18/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 1

1. It’s their car. They paid for it

2. They like it.

3. They don’t need your approval.

4. Oppo doesn’t (usually) discriminate against people’s likes when it comes to their cars. Because no one is making you like what they like.

5. Bring on the Sebring convertibles and Fiesta sedans.

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
05/18/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 1

I keep meaning to get the reindeer antlers and red nose for my car at Christmas time and I always remember too late. :(

"Bytemite" (bytemite)
05/18/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 0

Very likely an obese white woman. Handicap placards are given to anyone who can’t walk, either from the effects of poor lifestyle and diet or disease.

"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
05/18/2017 at 12:44, STARS: 1

It just looks so happy! :)

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
05/18/2017 at 12:47, STARS: 2

I guess they are just a beetle

"Bytemite" (bytemite)
05/18/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 1

I think it fits extremely well. Look at how cute it looks! The fog light blush and the happy smiling grille makes it perfect.

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
05/18/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 1

But 911!!!

"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
05/18/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 0

AW11 MR2 - There are fewer of them and the rust monster is eating the survivors.

"S65" (granthp)
05/18/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 0

"benjrblant" (benjblant)
05/18/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 3

At least the lashes were installed with greater precision than that parking job.

"Tristan" (casselts)
05/18/2017 at 13:11, STARS: 0

Mmmmm... That’s good racism!

"TorqueToYield" (torquetoyield)
05/18/2017 at 13:13, STARS: 0

Stance is worse.

There I said it.

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
05/18/2017 at 13:52, STARS: 1

Bro. Just no.

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
05/18/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 1

Very true!

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
05/18/2017 at 13:53, STARS: 0

Want

"DrDDay" (drdday)
05/18/2017 at 14:00, STARS: 0

I would drive a 911 like that. I had a Chevy Silverado that my friends used to call the Death Machine because I drove it like Stunt Man Mike. In the back window I had a sticker that was pulled off a totaled Prius that said “I Brake for Butterflies” with a picture of a big Monarch Butterfly on it.

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/18/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 1

White automatic convertible

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/18/2017 at 14:35, STARS: 2

I would love to see the marker lights tinted pink