by "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
Published 05/18/2017 at 08:25
by "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
Published 05/18/2017 at 08:25
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STARS: 2
How much to put a new tank in the ground so I can poop in it?
(engineering and installation)
"KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs" (kusabisensei)
05/18/2017 at 08:27, STARS: 2
Too damn much once you go through all the government approvals (watershed management, county health department, council reelection fund, etc)
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
05/18/2017 at 08:28, STARS: 4
I have a solution for you:
Dig a hole in the backyard, put a little shed over it with a place to sit and poopie, and BAM no need for a septic system.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
05/18/2017 at 08:29, STARS: 0
My local septic company is called Number 2 Septic.
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
05/18/2017 at 08:30, STARS: 0
i’m guessing not cheap.
"CB" (jrcb)
05/18/2017 at 08:30, STARS: 0
Loadsamoney.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/18/2017 at 08:31, STARS: 0
not at all
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/18/2017 at 08:31, STARS: 3
shittons
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/18/2017 at 08:32, STARS: 0
i would do that except building codes and shit.
"vondon302" (vondon302)
05/18/2017 at 08:34, STARS: 1
Ouch 30000 plus or minus a few grand.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/18/2017 at 08:34, STARS: 0
If it was $30k i wouldn’t be moving. I probably wouldn’t be breathing either.
"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
05/18/2017 at 08:34, STARS: 8
Do you mean “building codes and other reasons”, or “building codes and (literally) shit”?
"facw" (facw)
05/18/2017 at 08:35, STARS: 0
These always have amusing names. I’ve recently seen:
Auranus (sure that’s a (probably mistranslated) Biblical name, but in the context of a pump truck...) I’m disappointed it lacked a golden “star” on the back, would have been a solid design. Tagline “You dump it we pump it”.
Pot o Gold I smell room for collaboration:
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2002-10-03
"gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
05/18/2017 at 08:36, STARS: 0
Septic tanks really don’t come cheap, do they. A few years back I remember the bill going across my desk just to move one. Dig up the old one, dig a new hole a bit deeper and a bit to the left, walk the existing tank about 30 feet, and bury it again. 4-figure bill for fifteen minutes’ work with the excavator. Fortunately I was only an employee and didn’t have to pay that. I feel for you.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/18/2017 at 08:37, STARS: 1
all of the above
"vondon302" (vondon302)
05/18/2017 at 08:38, STARS: 0
Be glad then. Brother in laws was 32500 new construction though and it was an engineered field cause of the perk test.
"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
05/18/2017 at 08:44, STARS: 1
and free fertilizer for the vegetable garden
"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012)
05/18/2017 at 08:55, STARS: 0
pfffft. building codes... just poop in front of the building department. eventually they will get tired of it..
"Deal Killer - Powered by Focus" (dealkiller-ii)
05/18/2017 at 08:55, STARS: 0
I’ve had to price out a new septic system twice in the last few years. At the low end was $8,000 - $10,000 for a new tank, as the original had cracked open. The other was $15,000 - $25,000, as the system was condemned by the county. This was for a bank owned property, where the owner was taking a bucket and emptying the tank in the back yard, apparently. I’ll say one thing, the cost of replacement is far less than the effect on value, as no one wants to buy a home with a non-working septic system.
"XJDano" (xjdano)
05/18/2017 at 09:09, STARS: 3
$50/week serviced
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/18/2017 at 09:19, STARS: 1
damn that sux, i missed having a pump system by just a few inches
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/18/2017 at 10:02, STARS: 0
Just get a dog that eats poop
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/18/2017 at 10:09, STARS: 0
NP
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/18/2017 at 10:10, STARS: 1
So a dog, then
"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
05/18/2017 at 10:15, STARS: 0
$8-10K is my guess
"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/18/2017 at 10:15, STARS: 0
Basically
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/18/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 0
Same house you’ve been hoping for? Or is this another one
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/18/2017 at 11:06, STARS: 0
this is for the one i’m selling. The one i’m buying is also getting a new system however that has a pump and a small mound
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
05/18/2017 at 11:16, STARS: 1
All I have to say is, hooray for sewers!
Sorry about the giant bill, I’m guessing $12k.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
05/18/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 0
$15500 +$3100 for the plans
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
05/18/2017 at 12:05, STARS: 0
OUCH!!!!