Is nobody going to talk about the fact that Oppo is literally a fidget spinner?

Kinja'd!!! by "scoob" (scoobsti)
Published 05/18/2017 at 00:43

Tags: Oppo Conspiracies ; Fidget Spinner
STARS: 14


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The mods don’t want us to know this, but I am dumb brave enough to deliver the facts to the people of Oppo.

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Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
05/18/2017 at 00:44, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
05/18/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 2

Are you saying I’m a socially awkward engineer who takes the internet tomorrow seriously? Because that’s true!

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/18/2017 at 00:49, STARS: 3

My introduction to this shit was in Spain. I saw one of those fidget things and I was like “that looks fun.” And my friend was like “that’s because you’re a dipshit.” We’re not friends anymore.

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
05/18/2017 at 00:51, STARS: 11

I’ll be your old friend’s new friend, we think alike.

Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
05/18/2017 at 00:52, STARS: 5

socially awkward engineer

Could there be any other type?!

Kinja'd!!! "Viggen" (viggen37)
05/18/2017 at 00:58, STARS: 1

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About how I feel now.

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
05/18/2017 at 01:22, STARS: 6

Oppo symbol looks like a fidget spinner... Fidget spinner looks like a pyramid with an all-seeing eye on top... Illuminati confirmed. Oppo=Illuminati. If none of you ever hear from me again you know what hap

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
05/18/2017 at 01:23, STARS: 0

It helps keep a coworker from smoking so much, so there is that.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
05/18/2017 at 01:46, STARS: 2

Nope. Not anymore now that we’re a fidget spinner. If there were a can of sex repellant, the oppo logo/fidget would be on it.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
05/18/2017 at 01:47, STARS: 0

What the fuck kind of friend is that? Good riddance.

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
05/18/2017 at 01:55, STARS: 1

All social media is a fidget spinner.

You check your phone and facebook and oppo and whatnot every 5 minutes, hoping something new pops up and rewards your brain with dopamine.

I do that with my fridge too. That’s when I know I need to stop.

Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
05/18/2017 at 07:31, STARS: 6

Yup, the loud overconfident kind are annoying AF.

Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
05/18/2017 at 08:40, STARS: 0

TRISTAN??? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
05/18/2017 at 10:06, STARS: 0

I hate fidget spinners

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
05/18/2017 at 12:49, STARS: 1

Tristan is fine. No Illuminati here. Move along.

Kinja'd!!! "Zed28M6" (zed28m6)
06/07/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 0

Confirmed. They also tend to be not very good engineers, as well.