Vote on how jkm should prove it when he gets a truck

Kinja'd!!! by "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
Published 05/17/2017 at 19:10

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I only chose the actually physically possible ones to put in the poll.

I will actually do the top three and I’m doing the second to last one regardless.

If I have to make a calendar, it’s only going to have like three months in it.

I will gladly go fuck myself @ whoever suggested that.

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Replies (12)

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
05/17/2017 at 19:13, STARS: 1

I had to vote for my idea, even though it is a stupid one. So, yeah, you should definitely do that one.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
05/17/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 0

Yay I’m actually winning a popularity contest it’s all a girl could ever ask for

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/17/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 2

I left this off of my list of things I did that should have gotten me fired at my last job:

I made a pinup calendar of myself photoshopped into photos and a fake CD of me playing the 80s greatest hits on ukulele, then I put both up for sale at our receptionist’s desk. It lasted until about 9:30 AM, when my boss brought both to my office and told me that it was cute, but not dignifying.

I put both up in my office.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/17/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 1

Hahah, that’s a good one.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/17/2017 at 19:28, STARS: 0

[_] this post

[_] belief in you as a human being

[X] No

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
05/17/2017 at 19:28, STARS: 2

I thought so too, and a steal at $30, but no one took me up on it.

Kinja'd!!! "Captain of the Enterprise" (justanotherdayinparadise)
05/17/2017 at 19:46, STARS: 0

As someone whose last car search took about 6 months I feel your pain. But by showing frustration your doing what the people who want to aggravate you want. I’m not saying they are right or that what your doing is wrong but it’s the internet and there are trolls everywhere and by doing what they want you’re also prolonging the experience.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
05/17/2017 at 20:44, STARS: 0

This is a trick question. Jkm will never buy a truck.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/17/2017 at 21:02, STARS: 2

Pin-up calendar is gaining traction, better start working out.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
05/17/2017 at 21:11, STARS: 1

I read the headline as “vote on how jkm should prove it when he gives a fuck.”

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Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
05/17/2017 at 22:36, STARS: 1

My only condition is that it only has to be a three month calendar. Starting from the summer months.

Speaking of which, we should have an Oppo sexy calendar for everyone!

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
05/18/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 0

Only if its hand models.

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